And here is another great cartoon for adults....

Hank: Dangit, Peg! I'm trying to contain an outbreak, and you are driving the monkey to the airport!

Hank: Keep watching, Son. See how I celebrated and danced? I broke my ankle on the next play, trying for the two point conversion. God punished me for my pride. He only let me live because I was needed to sell propane and propane accessories.

Young Hank: When I grow up, I want to sell propane and propane accessories. If my grades are good enough.

Boomhauer: Dang ole send everything ya got. Dang ole Mega-Lo Mart done blowed up and gone boom, Man.

"i sell propain and propain accessories"

It's cocaine and propane.

"Boom, Bang, Big hole in the ground all over and done with. PROPANE" -Big Chuck

Bobby: There's a carton of milk in the refridgerator that's about to turn...and there it goes.

you must forgive my mistake.  i stand corrected [^]

Young Hank doing standup:  I'm so white, during the LA riots I went out and bought a T.V.

Dale : If someone breaks into your house, and you don't have a gun, how are you supposed to shoot them?

Bobby: Dad, can I keep the gun in my room?
Hank: Sure!
Bobby: Can I keep the ammo in my room?
Hank: Sure!
Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank: Bobby, you don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that.......

 " Guns don't kill people, . . . The government does ! "