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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 6/28/2002 11:42:03 AM EDT
The time is at hand! We have the In-N-Out burger truck here for our end-of-the-month lunch. This event is for employees only, but every guy off the street is trying to get in line. The smell of the burgers alone is causing people to froth at the mouth from 10 blocks away. Considered the nature of the ‘cargo’ in the mobile grill in our parking lot, this is an extremely serious matter. I’m thinking shotguns with 00 buck loads would be appropriate for potential riot control. Suggestions?
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 11:45:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 11:49:37 AM EDT
Noted.
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 5:22:43 PM EDT
Give 'em all free fries. Their fries suck anyway.
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 5:34:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/28/2002 5:34:47 PM EDT
give everyone eligible a identifier of some sort..something unique and cheap to make. (example, a ticket or wristband) Tell everyone who ain't got what it is theys got to got, to bugger off!
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 5:36:19 PM EDT
Doesn't the situation become even more explosive AFTER everyone eats greasy burgers and fries?
Link Posted: 6/28/2002 5:57:35 PM EDT
My suggestion is to use cheap liquor. Get a couple of pints, set at strategic locations around the site, and while everybody is fighting over them, walk to the head of the line. Enjoy the burgers!
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