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Posted: 6/27/2002 5:05:41 AM EDT
A wealthy benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her tour of floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the lady. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man is a New York City Detective and he has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." "Oh, that's terrible," said the lady. In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my GOD!" said the lady, "How can that be justified?" The doctor replied, "Same illness but he is a Nassau County police officer and can afford a better health plan."
Link Posted: 6/27/2002 5:15:08 AM EDT
ROFL!
Link Posted: 6/27/2002 5:18:17 AM EDT
The problem is it's true. NYPD Underpaid-Overworked and cant get a decent BJ LOL LOL
Link Posted: 6/27/2002 5:20:12 AM EDT
Can you send me the name of the second patient's provider!?!
Link Posted: 6/27/2002 8:03:26 AM EDT
suddenly I have this urge to borrow a Nassau Co PD uniform...
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