The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Australia. She is half
discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land
around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 38, she is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 38- 49 a woman is like France. She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 49 - 55 she is like Yugoslavia. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 55 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but
no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a
dick.