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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 6/26/2002 12:32:43 PM EDT
The Geography of a Woman Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 38, she is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 38- 49 a woman is like France. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 49 - 55 she is like Yugoslavia. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 55 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography of a Man Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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