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Posted: 6/24/2002 1:53:22 PM EDT
Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs; I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked flight attendants. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:28:14 PM EDT
Sounds like a good idea, but it won't work. The 9-11 hijackers anticipated this and trained for it by going to strip clubs and drinking alcohol.
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