I have never seen a human or animal violated like my poor dog was yesterday.
So my older dog (stumpy, see [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=126023[/url] ) has been doing the Scoot all around the house. This has been accompanied by an unusual amount of interest in his nether region as well.
Since he's due for his booster shots right about now, I figure when I take him to the vet I'll see if they can check it out. That and the green stuff that magically appeared on his weiner about two hours before we went to the vet. Great.
Now, the stumpmeister is usually quite happy to go to the vet, due to the inordinate amount of attention and more importantly, treats that are bestowed upon him. Today was no exception up to the point the vet came in.
My vet is an attractive asian woman, who is damn cute, and LOVES my dogs (trust me...the nurses there all tell me she talks about them for hours after we leave [:)]. So she's quite happy coming in and check my mutt out.
Exam is going ok until she has to inspect the weiner. She's going to check for any cuts, stuck things, etc, so I hold him up for her. She promptly squeezes the crap out of his weiner, and he's whining like a stuck pig. Then, cuz he's wiggling the whole time, she does it again!
At this point he's a little perturbed, cuz, you know, this is unexpected for him. So his tail's now down and he promptly sits so she can't look at his rear. Again I get to hold onto him so she can inspect.
Once she lifts his tail, she knows exactly what wrong and proceeds to start pulling on the latex gloves and getting out some lube. We have to express his anal glands. MY sphincter clenches at the SNAP! of the glove being put on. Stumpy looks at me and is licking my face begging to be let out before any more "medical" treatments are inflicted upon him.
I know what's about to happen is for the best, so I again, grab hold of my dog so she can fix what's ailing him. She lifts the tail, and I look away, and try to comfort stumpy, who's whining already. Then she inserts.
Let me say that I'm no weakling. I benched 300# at the gym a couple of weeks ago, and am working on improving that number still. Stumpy, however, was quite determined not to let Dr. insert.
After two minutes of struggling with my less than happy dog, I now have a firm grip on him, a new cut on my hand, and a healthy respect for his feelings as a fellow man.
Vet then proceeds to insert, and expunge the first gland.