Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 6/20/2002 11:04:51 PM EDT
So like tonight I got taken to one of those all you can eat places for dinner. Just as I am getting ready to dig in, I notice a hideous potato bug looking thing crawl out from under the nice salad I constructed. Now normally, I would have found the manager and screamed bloody murder about this disgusting incident, but then I remembered that we are at war. So I did the patriotic thing by not wasting valuable resources. I brushed the offending critter aside, ate everything off of the plate and went back to the trough 3 more times. Oh ya, I kept my mouth shut about the 6 legged surprise which greeted me just to make sure that the other american people in the buffet line would not show any weakness to the enemy.
Link Posted: 6/20/2002 11:06:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/20/2002 11:07:46 PM EDT
... What? You didn't eat it? Vegetarian
Link Posted: 6/20/2002 11:09:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/20/2002 11:11:19 PM EDT
Dude you missed out on some serious protein. Plus it would have impressed your benefactor to show them your awesome knowledge of the correct procedure on disassembling a potato bug for eating. your choice was admirable, however, for the reasons you listed.
Link Posted: 6/21/2002 1:50:40 AM EDT
[img]http://www.potatobugs.com/articles/images/pbug_parts.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/21/2002 2:02:09 AM EDT
Damn, that thing looks like it can kick some butt. WTH do they eat?
Link Posted: 6/21/2002 2:21:08 AM EDT
[url]http://www.extension.unr.edu/Plants/Jerusalemcrick.html[/url]
Link Posted: 6/21/2002 4:52:40 AM EDT
Keep the buffet lines moving! Our boys at the front are counting on you!
Top Top