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Posted: 6/18/2002 3:11:51 PM EDT
Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday, Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed to clearly telegraph its orientation. "I can see how Rods sounds gay," Pierce said, "but it's just not as crystal-clear as it could be." Pierce urged the bar's owner to consider changing the name, suggesting The Manhole or Big Throbbing Homo Cocks.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 3:27:42 PM EDT
or [b]"Master Bunghole's Lounge of Paradise[/b]"[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 4:59:48 PM EDT
or "The Blue Oyster" c/o Police academy. We've got one in the area called "The Menagerie" and I always thought that "The Toolbox" would make a good name.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 5:15:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: or [b]"Master Bunghole's Lounge of Paradise[/b]"[;)] Sgtar15
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ROFL!
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 5:19:43 PM EDT
Peterpuffer would be a good name!
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 7:41:45 PM EDT
I've got a good friend named Jeff Pierce[not the same one]. Do you have a link to the story so I can tease him with this?
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 7:49:34 PM EDT
I went to school in Atlanta, and there was a gay bar/club there called "Swinging Richards." Those of you from Atlanta might remember it. It was at Northside Dr. and I-75.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 8:01:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TREETOP: I've got a good friend named Jeff Pierce[not the same one]. Do you have a link to the story so I can tease him with this?
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[url=www.theonion.com]The Onion[/url]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 8:10:55 PM EDT
I wanna know how all you guys know the names of so many gay bars?
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 8:20:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: I wanna know how all you guys know the names of so many gay bars?
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ya
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:02:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/18/2002 9:02:58 PM EDT by Badseed]
Originally Posted By Jack_Of_Some_Trades: and I always thought that "The Toolbox" would make a good name.
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The "toolbox" is located on Oxford street outside of Sydney, AU - Just before King's Cross Right next to "Transexual World" and "House of Fetish" (and no.. I'm not making that up!).[:P]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:12:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Arc_Angel: I went to school in Atlanta, and there was a gay bar/club there called "Swinging Richards." Those of you from Atlanta might remember it. It was at Northside Dr. and I-75.
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Yea, and how exactly did you find this out?
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:30:01 PM EDT
I guess I'm not sure if bunghole's post is considered to be plagarism of a violation of copyright law. Maybe the lawyers will know.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:38:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: I wanna know how all you guys know the names of so many gay bars?
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I knew someone who worked as a security guard there temporarly. Anyway, there is one in Los Angeles (on Pico, just east of Crenshaw) called the "[b]Catch One[/b]". Boy, when we hear about that! My mom said "catch one what, AIDS or Herpes" I was LMFAO. I think a name change would do them some good! Ironically, our friend who worked security found out some things about people he knew when they arrived at the bar/club.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:50:57 PM EDT
Yeah. BONE SMUGGLERS would've been easier to guess about...
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:53:31 PM EDT
misterhemi, Here is a joke a Supplier Quality Engineer at the Mercedes M-Class plant told me: How due you pronounce DaimlerChrysler in German? Chrysler is silent.
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 9:53:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:24:47 PM EDT
"Homosexual Congregation Establishment"
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:26:33 PM EDT
"Stool Pushers Club House" [;D]
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:51:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BusMaster007: Yeah. BONE SMUGGLERS would've been easier to guess about...
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Hey!
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:53:58 PM EDT
How about? Rump Rangers Bottom Bumpers Bumpers Shirt Lifters Lounge Bird Turglers Turtle Pushers Lounge White Owl Cafe/Bar and Grill The Blue Cockatoo The Blue Caboose The Onal Arifice Catchers Galore I Quit, I could go on all night, but you would have to kill me to stop. Borg
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 10:54:30 PM EDT
As a public service gay bars should either have a crystal clear name or just post a sign on the door indicating a lack of multi-gender marketing. To that end I suggest a few names... "THE BACK DOOR" "BRAUTS AND BEER, AN ALCOHOLIC SAUSAGE FESTIVAL" "BOTTOMS UP!"
Link Posted: 6/18/2002 11:00:19 PM EDT
Ramrods
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 12:19:22 AM EDT
When I first moved to Colorado Springs, there was a place on Platt Ave named "Jock's Trap"
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 4:23:23 AM EDT
Near where I went to school, there was a gay bar called "The Oar House." The sign out front said "Cocktails" and "Parking in Rear." DrMark
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 5:37:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By QCMGR:
Originally Posted By Arc_Angel: I went to school in Atlanta, and there was a gay bar/club there called "Swinging Richards." Those of you from Atlanta might remember it. It was at Northside Dr. and I-75.
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Yea, and how exactly did you find this out?
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Well they weren't exactly discrete about it. They had the fag flag flying prominently outside.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 8:04:45 AM EDT
I was in the Hillcrest area of San Diego working on a toll switch there for Pacific Bell in 1998. The job was on third shift (11PM to 7AM) so our lunch break was at 2AM. There were two bars along the route from the switchroom to the convenience store on the corner: The Brass Rail and The White Swallow. My crew and I were walking up the sidewalk at 2AM one morning/night when there was a six foot tall black transvestite/transsexual/transsomething walking down the sidewalk across the street. It had on a short sequined dress and high, high heels, with a Tina Turner wig and a feather boa. A police car drove up the street, and as he drove past, the cop stared us down, and ignored the tranny. That was kind of an eye opener. Five guys in khakis and polo shirts were out of place, and a six foot tall black crossdresser was right as rain.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 8:09:32 AM EDT
Common phrase at a gay bar, can I push your stool in?
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 8:35:17 AM EDT
Dirt Burglars Poot Sniffers Anal Anglers Red Rump Riders Ass Clown Posse Salad Tossers KY Commado's Butt Butters
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 9:35:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: I wanna know how all you guys know the names of so many gay bars?
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Bad Barhopping experiences.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 9:45:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jack_Of_Some_Trades: I always thought that "The Toolbox" would make a good name.
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thats on waynes world
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 4:12:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd:
Originally Posted By Jack_Of_Some_Trades: I always thought that "The Toolbox" would make a good name.
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thats on waynes world
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I thought that I had heard "The Toolbox" for sure, but did not remember where. Thanks
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 5:10:51 PM EDT
Let me guess, you got that from the onion.com? Our local Gay bar is called the "Bunk House."
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 5:16:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: I wanna know how all you guys know the names of so many gay bars?
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If you were in combat, would you appreciate knowing just where on the map the mines had been laid?
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 5:55:57 PM EDT
You guys are starting to scare me.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 6:00:10 PM EDT
They say the best gay bar in West Hollywood is The Gold Strike. I say if you've struck gold you've probably gone too deep.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 6:04:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DOCPIG: Common phrase at a gay bar, can I push your stool in?
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Now that's some funny shit.
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 6:25:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrP:
Originally Posted By DOCPIG: Common phrase at a gay bar, can I push your stool in?
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Now that's some funny shit.
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LMAO! Nice one!
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