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Posted: 6/14/2002 11:36:21 AM EDT
OUCH!!!! [i] King attacked Outlaw with a knife, slashing his arms and stabbing him repeatedly in the buttocks and rectum, McCool said. [red]"The wounds were so severe to the buttocks that they are gone," McCool said. "It's pretty bad."[/red] [/i] Double OUCH!! Rest of ass story [url=www.alabamalive.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?j5849_BC_AL--Man-Dragging&&news&newsflash-al]here.[/url]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:39:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2002 11:42:40 AM EDT by legrue]
That's disgusting. How many people will have to lose their ass before these types of knives are outlawed? Only professionals, such as chefs and meat packers, have any reason to have these things. -legrue
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:43:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:46:48 AM EDT
NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:51:33 AM EDT
Is it just me, or am I the only one finding the fact that a story about a guy getting his ass stabbed off was posted by someone named STUBBS? [:D]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:52:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By s0ulzer0: Is it just me, or am I the only one finding the fact that a story about a guy getting his ass stabbed off was posted by someone named STUBBS? [:D]
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No, no, you're thinking of John Bobbitt. Now if the poster was "assless", then I would see your, er, point. -legrue
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 11:55:44 AM EDT
Outlaw those knives! Do it for the starving children!
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 12:01:58 PM EDT
Women.. dangerous creatures they are. ohwell the risk is fun! women are some very intersting and preplexing beings.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 12:04:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
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Actually, there are. I had a customer call in a couple weeks ago with the sirname McCool. and yes.. WE NEED TO BAN THOSE KNIVES!! Think of all the ASSES that will be saved!! IF IT SAVES JUST ONE ASS, ISN'T IT WORTH IT??
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 12:08:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By legrue:
Originally Posted By s0ulzer0: Is it just me, or am I the only one finding the fact that a story about a guy getting his ass stabbed off was posted by someone named STUBBS? [:D]
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No, no, you're thinking of John Bobbitt. Now if the poster was "assless", then I would see your, er, point. -legrue
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LOL! [:D] ..but he got it sewed back on. Now he's FrankinPenis!
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 12:18:31 PM EDT
Does anybody else have a problem with the fact that this victim initially lied about the cause of the injuries? It was being investigated as a group attack and a possible hate crime until Outlaw changed his story.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 3:10:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror: Does anybody else have a problem with the fact that this victim initially lied about the cause of the injuries? It was being investigated as a group attack and a possible hate crime until Outlaw changed his story.
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Apparently, the victim never indicated it was a hate crime; rather, the cops initially investigated it as such because it appeared, from his injuries, that he had been dragged (they couldn't think of any other rexplanation). Apparently, the guy was embarrassed that this 26 year old woman (who was white, BTW) kicked, er, cut off, his butt, so he was real tight-lipped for a while. This happened not too far from here, from what I understand the cops believe the woman may have had some help.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 4:14:37 PM EDT
NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
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Are you suggesting that McUZI stabbed a black man's ass?!! [B)]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 4:19:51 PM EDT
This guys dreams of growing up to be an assclown have now been ruined.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 4:26:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
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Yeah, well I saw a preacher on tv the other night with the last name..." Begay " ...makes ya wonder....
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 4:46:46 PM EDT
Begay is one of the most common family names among members of the Navaho Indian Nation. Other common names are Yazzie and Manygoats. I don't think you actually gotta be gay to be named Begay.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 5:32:40 PM EDT
....and now I know....
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 5:52:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
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Actually, my dentist is named McCool. Been seeing him over 20 years.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 6:16:27 PM EDT
CRAP!!! Now I have to start stocking up on pre-ban KNIVES!!!!![%(][stick]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 7:05:07 PM EDT
That story is god damn sick. Nothing like repeatedly stabbing someone in the rectum to get their attention. And how do you end up in a position where a woman is actually doing that to you? Can't devote a whole lot of thought to that visual.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 7:14:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By marvl:
Originally Posted By garandman: NOBODY is REALLY named "McCool." IS this a McUzi hoax???? [:D]
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Actually, my dentist is named McCool. Been seeing him over 20 years.
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You might want to keep an eye on your rectum next tooth cleaning you have....never can be too careful when it comes to keeping your rectum from getting violently shredded.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 7:47:07 PM EDT
Said in best Richard Pryor 'Mudbone' voice---"Boy, don't you ever mess with no Bama woman, they'll cut you in the ass, swear to God...!"
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 10:21:39 PM EDT
Why is it these stories always seem to come from Alabama [:E]
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 10:37:00 PM EDT
Sounds like a real pain in the ass to me.
Link Posted: 6/14/2002 10:45:42 PM EDT
I have a theory that his initial story to the police was that he got his ass chewed at work. I hope there are plenty of assholes in Alabama -- he could use a new one.
Link Posted: 6/15/2002 12:27:30 AM EDT
Their names look like porn star names.... Chris McCool Kim King Rod Outlaw
Link Posted: 6/15/2002 6:20:51 AM EDT
Those damn ASSAULT KNIVES!!!..........[soapbox]
Link Posted: 6/15/2002 9:54:27 AM EDT
Clearly eveyone can now see the danger of having bayonets on assault weapons and why they must be outlawed. If you were to cut the ass of a congressman, there would be nothing left!!!
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