To quote that-guy-I-can-never-remember:
"Nuts"
What happens when some 28yr old loses his frauline (sp?) and blows her away with a side-by-side?
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Newsflash: Munich, Germany (Reuters)
Girlfriend murdered by shotgun.
Helga Crutchfield was murdered Monday night by her boyfriend Klaus von Buttmunch in a fit of jealous rage. Friends report that von Buttmunch was depressed over Crutchfield's breaking up with him and had recently been drinking heavily, taking drugs and engaging in 24 hour playing marathons of the violent computer game "Doom" online with friends.
In response to the killing, the German parliament has called an emergency session for Tuesday. Parliament member Siegfied und Roy said that it is time to eradicate side-by-side shot guns and computers. "There is no place for shotguns and Doom in a peaceful society." und Roy was quoted as saying at a recent animal rights rally hosted by french animal activist and former actress, Brigitte Bardot.
Meanwhile, the family of Crutchfield has filed lawsuits against the makers of "Doom", Compac, and the makers of the shotgun. When it was pointed out that the gun was 50 years old, Crutchfield's father, Schpeker replied, "being out of business is no excuse and won't bring back our daughter. The money is still there in the hands of the descendants. They hold responsibility for the hundreds of guns that are still around and murdering innocents."