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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 6/12/2002 1:08:13 PM EDT
That was the [b]funniest[/b] piece I've read in a month. Thanks man. (Referring to BOG thread/FBI phone call.)
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 1:11:35 PM EDT
BOG's MOM: Yes, Dear. Go clean your room (PARAPHRASED) Scott [beer]
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 1:18:37 PM EDT
DarkHelmet Team AR15.Com Registered: Aug 2001 Posts: 1002 of 1012 WA, USA Posted - 06/11/2002 : 17:09:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I forgot who posted this but I STILL can't stop laughing... so I'll repost it for everyone else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent: Federal Bureau of Investigation, Phoenix Field Office, Special Agent Jones, may I help you? Caller: I have a machine-gun. SA Jones: Excuse me? Caller: I have a machine-gun. SA Jones: Good morning Blaze. BOG: Don't you want to come over and see it? SA Jones: Well, gee Blaze...sure I guess, but we're really busy around here and I don't know if I can make it out there very soon. BOG: I have TWO machine-guns. SA Jones: Of course you do Blaze. I believe you. BOG: I'm not coming in. You guys are going to have to surround me. SA Jones: Okay Blaze . We'll see if we can't work something up for you. BOG: This isn't going to be another Waco you know. SA Jones: Oh, we wouldn't dream of it. We're probably going to have to dig up more info on you before we can try anything. It could take months - maybe even years. BOG: I can give you the name of all my friends. SA Jones: Okay, c'mon now. The last time you gave us a friend's name, it was your high school librarian. BOG: She is my friend. SA Jones: She must have forgotten you. BOG: She is just trying to cover for me. SA Jones: Oh hey - you're probably right. We might have to investigate more. BOG: I bet I can outshoot you guys. SA Jones: Look Blaze - we're really busy with all of this terrorism stuff. Don't you suppose that you could call the BATF or something. We really need to be focusing on other things. BOG: They won't take my calls anymore. SA Jones: Have you stopped taking your medication again? BOG: I want to talk about my machine-guns. SA Jones: We really can't right now. Like I said, we're really swamped now and I... BOG: Can I be a Special Agent? SA Jones: We've talked about this before. BOG: I posted again on AR15.com. SA Jones: Well, good for you. I'm glad to see that you've found an outlet. BOG: They all make fun of me there. SA Jones: I'm sure that they are just jealous. BOG: That's what my Mom says. SA Jones: Well look - time is flying and I REALLY do need to go. BOG: Aren't you going to read my posts? SA Jones: Sure I will. I'll try and get to it sometime tonight. BOG: Okay - hey, don't break down my door between ten and eleven in the morning. That's when I watch Rosie. She's my friend. SA Jones: Okay, nothing between ten and eleven. I got it right here. Bye Blaze. BOG: MOM!! The FBI said that they're coming to question us REAL soon. BOG's Mother: Of course they are Honey. Now go pick up your room. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________________ "I knew it! I'm surrounded by a**holes!!"
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