A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!" "Blowjobs?!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true?  No more blowjobs for her!  She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was
extremely skeptical and laughed it off. That night the woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than pleasant act
again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing
sounds. She ran downstairs to
the kitchen, only to find her husband and the f! rog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied,


"If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is GONE!"