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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:32:22 AM EDT
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The placement, it's beautiful.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:32:43 AM EDT
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That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius.  You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close.  Then he just peeks out.  And at low level.  

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.
 

Apparently the guy's dorm's RD is some woman who has a live-in apartment in the dorm, so her husband & kids live there too...

So she apparently freaked out and thought it meant evil child molesters were in her building, casing it with the sinister intentions to steal her precious babies away!
 


REALLY?  Holy shit, how could that possibly seem like a good idea?  I have hazy recollections of a lot of the retarded shit I did while living in a dorm, and it was in no way even remotely appropriate for people my own age, much less anybody younger than I was.

ETA:  Seriously, the more I think about it the more stupider it gets.  How does she explain to Junior and Juniorette the puke in the corner of the elevator, or the couples fucking on the dryer, or the blasting of porn at all hours of the night, or the slip'n'slides set up in the hall, or the bike jousting at 2am, or the keg on ice in the shower stall?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:33:09 AM EDT
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The logic fail is what bothers me.



The campus police think that they have some sort of pedo-Moriarty.  Not only is he going to abuse an underage child on a college campus (extra points for difficulty since he has to wait for a younger sibling to appear), but he announces his intent to pedo up the joint with a calling card.



That's ballzy.  That's like your mugger befriending you on facebook just to tell you he's going to mug you and steal you identity 3 weeks from now outside your the local Waffle House/Starbucks.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:33:11 AM EDT
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That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius.  You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close.  Then he just peeks out.  And at low level.  

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.
 

Apparently the guy's dorm's RD is some woman who has a live-in apartment in the dorm, so her husband & kids live there too...

So she apparently freaked out and thought it meant evil child molesters were in her building, casing it with the sinister intentions to steal her precious babies away!
 


Screw her.  I had a guy living on my hall that had custody of his kid for a few days a week.  That was bad enough. I can't imagine having to live with kids in the dorm on a permanent basis...
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:33:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:34:09 AM EDT
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Sounds like we are a nation of pussies.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:36:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:36:58 AM EDT
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Sounds like we are a nation of pussies.


yup
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:49:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:52:57 AM EDT
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At UF, some friends of mine got ticketed and fined for drawing with sidewalk chalk on a sidewalk. Something under vandalism. Sidewalk chalk. It seems like universities just look for controversy to stay awake.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 7:59:54 AM EDT
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I scanned the article posted in the OP so maybe I missed it, but how did they know it was him, surveillance cameras? I'm on the edge of calling BS here.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:00:19 AM EDT
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Sounds like the guy failed OPSEC.

"The first rule about Pedobear, never talk about Pedobear."

Did he go telling people he put the sticker there?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:01:25 AM EDT
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There are billions of people on the planet who have no inkling of "pedobear".

A short history of pedobear.....

Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."

After hearing this asshattery I'd be tempted to slap 10,000 pedos all over campus.

Fortunately, I'm long out of temptation's way.


IIRC, wasn't Pedobear orginally from a Japanese children's cartoon involving a bunch of anthromorphic animals.  He is/was a bear used to teach children about safety when walking/crossing the street.  So this bear that taught pedestrian safety was given the English appellation "Pedobear" by it's Japanese creators, but then it was discovered by the Internet . . . and became what it is today.

Or, am I way off base?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:02:42 AM EDT
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There are billions of people on the planet who have no inkling of "pedobear".



A short history of pedobear.....




Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."


After hearing this asshattery I'd be tempted to slap 10,000 pedos all over campus.



Fortunately, I'm long out of temptation's way.





IIRC, wasn't Pedobear orginally from a Japanese children's cartoon involving a bunch of anthromorphic animals.  He is/was a bear used to teach children about safety when walking/crossing the street.  So this bear that taught pedestrian safety was given the English appellation "Pedobear" by it's Japanese creators, but then it was discovered by the Internet . . . and became what it is today.



Or, am I way off base?


There was some comic where he was a lecherous bear, but not strictly after the loli.  Being from Japan, 4chan naturally assumed he was a pedophile and renamed him accordingly.



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:03:24 AM EDT
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At UF, some friends of mine got ticketed and fined for drawing with sidewalk chalk on a sidewalk. Something under vandalism. Sidewalk chalk. It seems like universities just look for controversy to stay awake.


They gave you an entire damn wall on 34th to paint on and you went and used the sidewalk!

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:04:51 AM EDT
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Taggage for later reading
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:10:10 AM EDT
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That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius.  You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close.  Then he just peeks out.  And at low level.  

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.
 

Apparently the guy's dorm's RD is some woman who has a live-in apartment in the dorm, so her husband & kids live there too...

So she apparently freaked out and thought it meant evil child molesters were in her building, casing it with the sinister intentions to steal her precious babies away!
 


Yes, because those evil child molesters would definitely advertise that they were there before stealing her precious babies...
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:10:23 AM EDT
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YIKES!! A BOMB!!!




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I think it might be time to put some lite-brites up all over campus.  





 



Somebody call CATFE!  (Campus Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives!!!!!)





 
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:16:01 AM EDT
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That does not even rise to the level of "prank," stupid or not. What action do they take about graffiti in public-access spaces saying "Fuck you motherfucker" or "Show hard for BJ 9/3/11 10:35 PM" ?


Yea really. I saw goofy shit posted all over college when I was in. This is nothing compared to some of the shit that was posted.

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That picture is fucking hilarious, and the placement is genius.  You don't see anything until you're on the elevator and the doors close.  Then he just peeks out.  And at low level.  

I wonder how many people saw it, laughed their ass off, and went on about their day before someone got butthurt?

Anyone truly upset by that needs to leave for a desert island somewhere where there is no humor.
 


Yea I got a good laugh out of it myself. I would have just laughed at it and kept walking or if anything took a pic.

I'm kinda wondering what the backlash of this will be. I just predict a bunch of these images appearing all over campus after this reaction.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:19:50 AM EDT
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Between RDs and campus police you're dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth.  I'm surprised they found the "on" switch to the computer, much less made it onto the internet.  I seriously hope 4chan finds out about this because I'd love to see the epic troll of this human refuse.  

Anonymous will make sure that every surface at that school is covered in pedobear pics before it's over.
 
And 9,000 penises.

 


OVER 9000 penises.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:25:17 AM EDT
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Wow. Over a sticker?

Newsflash: PEDOPHILES DON"T ADVERTISE PUBLICLY!!!

(Except Nambla)


the "North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes"?

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:27:52 AM EDT
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I think idiots forget that Pedobear was NOT INVENTED BY PEDOS as their mascot!!
It's not some badge of honor shit like the pink triangle is for gays.
It's just a silly internet meme that someone started in reaction to a lot of Captain Picard's showing up on Chans
Why they decided to make it a bear I have no idear. I suppose because it's cute and cuddly and sort of a shock reaction to compare that to REAL pedos.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:29:04 AM EDT
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I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.


COD or WCC?


MVCC.


None of those is a real Roman number.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:32:31 AM EDT
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Surely there is something more important these brave officers of the law need to be doing - come on people.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:33:49 AM EDT
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The Campus Police need something to actually do instead of giving out parking tickets and speeding tickets for 5 mph over all day long.
 
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:36:29 AM EDT
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Between RDs and campus police you're dealing with some of the stupidest people on earth.  I'm surprised they found the "on" switch to the computer, much less made it onto the internet.  I seriously hope 4chan finds out about this because I'd love to see the epic troll of this human refuse.  

Anonymous will make sure that every surface at that school is covered in pedobear pics before it's over.
 
And > 9,000 penises.

 


Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:39:16 AM EDT
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Surely there is something more important these brave officers of the law need to be doing - come on people.


If you thought a poster got people riled up....



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:42:04 AM EDT
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Wow. Over a sticker?

Newsflash: PEDOPHILES DON"T ADVERTISE PUBLICLY!!!

(Except Nambla)


the "North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes"?



North American Man Boy Love Association
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 8:46:27 AM EDT
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Sounds like we are a nation of pussies.


College campuses are known for being up tight about anything that can be up tight about.

I was in a drawing class and we were all drawing milk jugs. A friend and I walked around the room and complimented people by saying things such as "nice jugs" or "I like your jugs." Well some smelly hippie bitch decided to get offended and reported it to whoever takes sexual harassment reports.

Now here is where it gets even stupider: The smelly hippie wasn't even drawing jugs so was never a part of the conversation, and my friend and I complimented everyone including male and female students.

So here we were being positive and supportive towards our fellow classmates and this bitch files a complaint. Luckily for me she didn't know my name so I was just the "other guy" in the report and my name wasn't on it. However, she knew my friends name and this little incident could affect him later in life.

It's all a bunch of bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:23:56 AM EDT
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I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.


COD or WCC?


MVCC.


None of those is a real Roman number.


Thats IL for ya...cant even use real numbers...lol
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:34:51 AM EDT
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One of my coworkers has a pedobear sticker on his car.


Is it a black Chevy Cobalt?

No, it's a panel van with blacked out windows.

"Why don't you have a seat."

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:38:59 AM EDT
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I think it might be time to put some lite-brites up all over campus.  

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/bytor94/athf_led.jpg  

Oh God, call out the National Guard and the Obama Homeland Security!

Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:40:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:43:24 AM EDT
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That's awesome!  LOL!
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:44:54 AM EDT
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Homeland Security approves of this overreaction
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:51:22 AM EDT
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In some circle's, it's currently seen as a literal threat and not just a harmless meme from years ago.
Play stupid games...
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:55:24 AM EDT
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I roffled.





I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.



She a school teacher?



Damn I'm slow.





 
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:56:43 AM EDT
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I was under the impression that Pedobear was sorta like Smokey The Bear, telling you to be watchful for offenders, not the mark of an offender.  


A quick search shows that was the original use. Now, it's been perverted.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 9:56:56 AM EDT
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Sounds like we are a nation of pussies.


yup


Where's the list of websites from the campus police personal computers?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 10:37:38 AM EDT
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Guess he should have thought of the consequences before doing something immature like that. College is a place for learning, not for fun. He deserves everything he gets.

There, think that is the usual canned GD response.


Damn kids never respecting their elders.  I bet he's a LGBT Studies major.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 10:40:00 AM EDT
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So is penny wedging someone in their room kidnapping now?
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 10:43:25 AM EDT
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I'm glad my college days are 30 years behind me. I would end up in jail nowadays with all this hysterical cry baby PC crap on campus.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 10:46:51 AM EDT
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Gee a bunch of cops who never heard of pedobear, looked it up on the internet and found out it's something about pedophilia, got pissed and thought "who the fuck would do that but some fucking child molesting fuckhead."  Not a terribly surprising reaction.


+1

Institutional overreaction to something they don't understand.  

Personally, if I stood in the elevator and pedobear popped out when the doors closed I would have laughed my ass off.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 10:50:09 AM EDT
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Im not privy on the pedobear, can some one explain?


NO. Learn to use Google.  Lemme help you... Click Here.
Sheesh.
-SS
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 11:16:44 AM EDT
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I roffled.

I have a girl friend(not dating, just hang out every so often) that has a pedobear sticker on her car.






That's pretty odd dude.


is she a teacher


Secretary at a community college.

That's a pretty stupid thing to have on a vehicle.  

Stupid things are brass balls,  those ridiculous stick figure families,  political or religious stickers,  and anything proclaiming you children's educational achievements. Pedobear is funny.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 11:22:46 AM EDT
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OMG that sticker placement is hilarious. and well thought out.

Is there a video showing the dOor sliding and the head popping into view???
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 11:24:04 AM EDT
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Campus Officer ––> "It's as offensive as posting swastikas all over the walls, it's the same thing."


Posting Swastikas all over the walls is NOT considered offensive in India or Nepal. All things are relative.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 11:28:02 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/7/2011 11:38:41 AM EDT
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In some circle's, it's currently seen as a literal threat and not just a harmless meme from years ago.
Play stupid games...


The stupid games are those idiots masquerading as LEOs. They should all be fired as a reward for their incompetence.
Link Posted: 9/7/2011 12:30:26 PM EDT
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I was under the impression that Pedobear was sorta like Smokey The Bear, telling you to be watchful for offenders, not the mark of an offender.




A quick search shows that was the original use. Now, it's been perverted improved.




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