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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 5/31/2002 9:04:49 PM EDT
Everything is all healed and working fine!! Just thought you would want to know[:D]. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:07:28 PM EDT
Congratulations.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:15:32 PM EDT
Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:22:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HollisWood: Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:24:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: My left nut grew to the size of a small pear.
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YIKES! [shock]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By HollisWood: Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really
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Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though. I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:20 PM EDT
Sgt, Please don't take this the wrong way, but I know WAAAAYYYY too much about your nether regions. Glad you got better, tho. -legrue
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:28:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:29:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By HollisWood: Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity. My left nut grew to the size of a small pear. Sgtar15 PS Really
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I see, you had a masturbation accident. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:31:18 PM EDT
So I take it you drove it at full throttle with no stumbling on the curves .[;D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:55:30 PM EDT
note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:01:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777: note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm"
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"Don't disturb me while i'm cleaning my room!"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:02:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:07:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/31/2002 10:57:47 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Originally Posted By AlClenin: Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though.
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They normally insist on pictures around here.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:21:52 PM EDT
SO what yur saying is you blew a gasket. Better check yur head bolts [:)] Glad to hear you are doing better.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:57:18 PM EDT
[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img] "I'm okay. Thanks for asking."
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:03:21 AM EDT
LMFAO!!!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:40:26 AM EDT
So how's your wrist??
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:46:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: Just thought you would want to know[:D]. Sgtar15
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Of course. I can rest easy now.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:49:05 AM EDT
In my best goat impression,"That's sounds bahaaaaad!"
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:54:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/1/2002 7:20:55 AM EDT by Johnny_Reno]
[url]http://www.stihlusa.com/chainsaws/009L.html[/url] This should take care of that problem.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:59:36 AM EDT
You better take down that picture of Maxine Waters, and go to confession.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:06:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Am-O-Tramp: You better take down that picture of Maxine Waters, and go to confession.
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Thats just wrong Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:48 AM EDT
I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner. We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards. Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation. It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 8:41:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By omar: I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner. We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards. Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation. It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason.
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So that's how it happened, I knew he wasn't telling the whole story!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:57:25 PM EDT
sgtar15, Glad to hear everything is fine. Don't go messin' with a pneumatic grease gun now. coyote3
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 12:58:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AlClenin: I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that.
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There should be an AR-15.com medal awarded for this [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 5:45:05 PM EDT
Pictures please. before......during......after.
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