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Posted: 5/29/2002 11:24:15 PM EDT
If the F.B.I. called and offered you a job tommorow, would you join?
Link Posted: 5/29/2002 11:33:18 PM EDT
yup... then I would get myself assigned to the squad that monitors this site...[:d]
Link Posted: 5/29/2002 11:42:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cluster: yup... then I would get myself assigned to the squad that monitors this site...[:d]
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is there room for one more?
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 12:27:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2002 12:34:57 AM EDT by SeaDweller]
Not after I watched "Dillinger" yesterday and witnessed the G-Men methodically wasting people without a trial. Melvin Purvis - Judge - Jury - Executioner That said, I'll take the job because I could use the money. Where do I sign up?
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 12:30:15 AM EDT
lets all join we could stage a coup [grenade]
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 12:32:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2002 12:32:53 AM EDT by schv]
Originally Posted By SeaDweller: Where do I sign up?
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[url]www.fbi.gov[/url]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:55:52 PM EDT
I would gladly join, except for the inane beuracracy and the requirement of a college degree. My infosec skills are top notch, but the fact that I recognized the failure of a college or university to teach me what I needed to know to succeed and didn't finish my degree would keep me out. That and I probably wouldn't pass the background check because of some people I knew in my youth who were less than upstanding. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 5:32:22 PM EDT
I would, but I can't find the place in the constitution that authorizes a federal militarized police force.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 5:36:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By PeterAR: I would, but I can't find the place in the constitution that authorizes a federal militarized police force.
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PeterAR, If I ever meet you , Im buying you a beer!!!
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 5:43:30 PM EDT
Will they take a 73 year-old? I've got lot's of experience in several diverse fields including programming and accounting. It's probably like the Sky Marshals. They want only impressionable youngsters that won't question illegal orders.z
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 6:48:00 PM EDT
I thought about it even fairly recently, but long hours, crappy pay and frequent moves that require you to uproot your family every few years just isn't appealing. Not anymore. If I was ten years younger and unmarried? I might think about it.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:00:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zoom: Will they take a 73 year-old? I've got lot's of experience in several diverse fields including programming and accounting. It's probably like the Sky Marshals. They want only impressionable youngsters that won't question illegal orders.z
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I think the cut-off is 37.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:07:57 PM EDT
, but the fact that I recognized the failure of a college or university to teach me what I needed to know to succeed and didn't finish my degree would keep me out..
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College doesn't teach you what you need to know to succeed. It is just a proving ground to see who can stick it out. Engineers don't use all those formulas they memorize in college, they look in a book. etc. But a GED won't get you many jobs nowadays.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:10:28 PM EDT
Fuck No!! I don't work for anybody. I'm self employed and I'm pretty hammered right now[:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 7:18:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By schv: If the F.B.I. called and offered you a job tommorow, would you join?
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Yah, I'll join, provided they give me a HK MP5 ;)
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:30:45 PM EDT
Absolutely! I still ain't got me no job and would take it in a heartbeat. I always wanted to work in the X-files section.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:37:31 PM EDT
How about Blaze_of_Glory?
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:48:53 PM EDT
Sorry, I have a duty to serve my country.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:59:46 PM EDT
Actually my son is in college earning a degree in criminal justice along with computer science so he CAN become an Agent. And no , they won't give you an MP-5, you'll be issued a CAR-15 flattop with all the goodies or an MP-10 (10mm pistol cartridge). Then if you're good enough for the HRT team, you'll get the SEX GUN, a 1911 ALL TRICKED OUT worth about 3.5k, NVG's , armored vests ect. and more stuff than you can carry. How about being a bomb tech ? There you'll get a suit that weighs around 90lb. and a bio/ chem bomb suit that weighs 120lb. ... but work fast, you only got 22 min. of air? Anything else you guys want to know?
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:11:03 PM EDT
Kind of thinking about it... if the need to hire 900 new agents causes them to lower their uncorrected vision standards, I'd think about it a lot more seriously. [:\]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:18:19 PM EDT
Flashes badge..... "Excuse me ma'am - name's Agent Strickland - FBI - Poontang Inspection Task Force - can I have a word with you?"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:25:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/31/2002 11:25:59 PM EDT by SeaDweller]
I'll tell you who's joining. The FBI is looking to recruit plenty of Arab's to help them fight the war on terror. Can you say, "mole"?
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