Mount her, get in her, or get on her?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Mount her, get in her, or get on her?

Posted: 5/29/2002 7:05:14 PM EDT

I just had an interesting conversation over dinner tonight regarding language usage.

Do you mount it, get in it, or get on it?

Do you mount a car or get in it?
Do you mount a motorcycle or get on it?
Do you mount a pickup or get in?
A jeep, mount or get on?
What about a tractor?
Most people mount a horse.
Do you mount a swing or get on or in?
Deerstand?
And for the real gutter minds; do you mount your signigicant other?

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:01:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Hehehehe! LOL!

I'd say that your wife is just taking advantage of the fact that you don't have to study late into the night....

Don't matter to me! You kids have fun!

ROTFLMFAO!!

[I'm not even going to use that smiley. Never have, prolly never will. LOL!]

Sooo, much stuff deleted in the interests of good taste! [:D]

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:03:34 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:[I'm not even going to use that smiley. Never have, prolly never will. LOL!]

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[sex]

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:06:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Make it easy and "Get it on".

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:10:11 PM EDT

[#4]

You drive a team, but you guide a car. Used as a defense is a Texas traffic court; the defendendant didn't have a drivers license, since he didn't need one for car guiding!

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:11:35 PM EDT

[#5]

car- get in
motorcyle-get on
pickup-not get in, git in
jeep-hurry the f*ck up, we're going wheelin!
tractor-git on
horse-mount
swing-get on
sig other-sorry, i'm a virgin

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:18:09 PM EDT

[#6]

George Carlin had a good skit on this stuff called "word word's" I believe.Line:some people say they are getting On the plane I tell them F***Y** I'M Getting IN the plane.same album side note If Janitor in a Drum made a Douche who would buy it?.

Posted: 5/29/2002 8:23:30 PM EDT

[#7]

I still chuckle everytime I "mount" a drive under UNIX. That means to make it accessable under the directory structure, but even after over 20 years, I still find it amusing. There is also a discussion of the UNIX command "finger." You "finger" a user to find-out more about them.z

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