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Posted: 5/25/2002 11:50:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 11:15:08 PM EDT by rallywagon]
Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! [Edit for further info] So some of you know what your up against: 6'0" 230+; Can bench 290+, can run a 30min. 3 mile run; worked heavy construction, Marine, Corrections Officer and Cop... Been know to try to catch bullets with my bare teeth! (Why yes, I have been drinking again this evening!)
Link Posted: 5/25/2002 11:55:29 PM EDT
I think I can take ya. If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/25/2002 11:55:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/25/2002 11:58:29 PM EDT
I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:00:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:06:16 AM EDT
I think I can kick yer ass! (Course I think I can still do alot of things I really can't do anymore!)[;D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:08:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rallywagon: I don't know, I'm pretty quick on the uptake and I live by the "Tao of Tactical" a 14 year old would not have a chance, and I wear IIIA pajamas
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Well, when my son was just 9 y.o. he kicked the shit outa a 5' tall paper mache purple Dinosaur!!! Beat that!!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:17:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 9:06:06 PM EDT by bobbyjack]
The last time someone said they were going to kick my ass,well the lying bastard hit me right in the face! But if you have a really big ass it might be fun to try and kick it. Maybe you could hang from a tree like a big pinata and for a dollar,we could be blind folded. And armed with only size 12 redwings,and all proceeds would go to the orphaned kids of the BRC. Just a thought. Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:19:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:21:29 AM EDT
I will not injure the invalids, they deserve their moment in the sun like anyone else LOL!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:33:04 AM EDT
I'll be at the BRC as well. I'll be the guy wearing jeans, a t-shirt that says something gun related and a baseball cap. Go ahead, make my day....
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:51:08 AM EDT
Well maybe if you would quit wearing pajamas,and try something more adult like jeans. Maybe then you would quit having these fantasies that some one would like to kick your ass. I don't really see a tough man contest,and a BRC going hand in hand too well by the way. course I think It's totally acceptable to get the attendance up this way. Bob [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 1:05:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 1:17:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings!
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My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:16:14 AM EDT
What Clint Eastwood movie was that where some Karate guy goes through all his best moves, then Clint pulls out his handgun and shoots the guy dead?
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 4:32:27 AM EDT
I'm kinda short, but I can beat your kneecaps to within an inch of their lives. I'll let the taller fellas kick your ass.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:27:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rallywagon: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory!
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Been drinkin' much? [whacko]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:36:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:40:37 AM EDT
Hello, did I hear the phone ring! It might take a second to get this 53 year old body rolling, but hell sign me up.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:41:58 AM EDT
You bet.. just bend over on the interstate.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:42:52 AM EDT
I'm a lover not a fighter. I will let the other guys take you on and steal all your womenz while you are all acting a fool.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:47:41 AM EDT
Rallywagon, You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:56:42 AM EDT
im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:56:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GUNSNOB: Rallywagon, You should try this approach at a baseball game. You know stand up between innings and yell at the top of your lungs "who here can kick my ass !" Let me know how things turn out.
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Good one! I sprayed my coffee on it!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:11:03 AM EDT
If I was going to the BRC I'd kick your ass Then take your wallet because I'm a CAPITALIST.BWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA[:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:51:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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Lighten up Francis.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:07:46 AM EDT
This is the most obvious case of Mall Ninja baiting that I have seen here in a long time. Keep it up, big boy and Gecko45 will unleash his powers of Ninjitsu on you loudmouthed ass. When he flips out and cuts off your head and we all crap in our pants, don't come running to me!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:12:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2002 8:19:38 AM EDT by FirearmTom1]
WolfPack can rip off your head and crap down your bloody neck hole with "ninja speed". He will see you there. Take it easy on the poor guy though, I need to room with him. So I guess that means I need to bandage him up to. I do not want all of that wimpering to keep me awake. [:D] You are lucky that "Blaze of Glory" is not showing up. You would not be talking so tough. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:13:25 AM EDT
Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:18:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Maynard: I fart in your general direction.
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I wave my private parts in his Auntie's face!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:20:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sgtar15: I think I can take ya. If not then my 14y.o. 6'5" son can.[;)] Sgtar15
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How about your 6" testicle?
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:20:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rainman: Don't mess with me rallywagon, I eat nails and shit rebar. Unfortunately, I won't be at the BRC, lucky for you punk, I have others to beat up during that time frame.
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Don't piss him off anymore, or he will kill "Wolfpack" [:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:23:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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Oh yeah? Well....my dad can beat up your dad! Nyah nyah nyah....
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:26:31 AM EDT
My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:26:46 AM EDT
wagonboy has a great idea! Start a fight at the BRC,good luck.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:28:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:29:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rallywagon: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory!
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I will paraphrase a movie line. "You might kick my ass but you'll leave missing an eye or not able to f*ck anymore, that's what I'm made of". I won't be at the BRC, lucky for both of us.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:32:45 AM EDT
I might still make it to this party. If I do, I might just take you up on your challenge. In the mean time go outside and practice falling down.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:43:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:50:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 8:56:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:08:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth:
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman: Using my patented PFS2000 fighting system, I think I can. This system consists of hosing down the opponent with mace, then kicking him in the stomach a bunch of times with you steel toed shoes as he writhes in agony. This system is patented so any time you use it on someone you must send me $10.00. Licenses for unlimited use can be purchased for a mere $100.00, think of the savings!
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My system is similar, but I end up taking their wallets and wizzing on them for revenge.
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No no. Beat them senseless, take their money, and then piss in ONE of their shoes. Then G-Money has the choice of: 1. Walk home ass whupped with a pissed in shoe. Definately designed to alter one's world outlook. 2. Walk home with one shoe on with or without the other in hand leading to many uncomfortable stares and questions from fellow denizens of "the 'hood". This will lead to a permanent loss of status 'mongst the "gangstas". Heck he might have to get a real job. 3. Walk home with only socks or bare feet leading to the same results as #2.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:15:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
Originally Posted By mattsd: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood.
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[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/drunkpost.jpg[/img]
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bwahahahaha
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 9:22:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rallywagon: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory!
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Gosh, I haven't really thought about it..........could you repeat the question?[:K]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:18:43 AM EDT
I think my money is on Vinnie.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:26:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: Hot lead gets the jump the quickest.
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Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:30:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:34:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ar10er: My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers.
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WOW A dirty dipper at thirteen months! He is one bad Mutha'.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:37:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rallywagon: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory!
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Ohh Yeah!! [soapbox] I'll be hiding behind Miss Manglum, my booty guard.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:46:06 AM EDT
How about me and my electric drill versus your knee cap?
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 10:52:28 AM EDT
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