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Posted: 5/26/2002 10:56:45 AM EDT
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I got the popcorn , now all I need to know is when , where and who . [smash]
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:05:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: My thirteen month old will take you all with his dirty dippers. WOW A dirty dipper at thirteen months! He is one bad Mutha'. Yeah, and if he has dipper rash you had better watch out!!!! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:24:04 AM EDT
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Remember....don't mess with a Ninja. The three basic Ninja facts should be enough to scare you away.
[b]1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight [red]ALL[/red] the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. [/b] medcop |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:40:31 AM EDT
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I can't wait till he gets over his hangover and reads this thread
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:57:21 AM EDT
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As a Master Chief in the Navy once told me, [b]"Son, you'd rather sandpaper a bobcats ass in a phonebooth than to fuck with me!"[/b]
I'm not much of a fighter, but I always wanted to post that. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:12:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: As a Master Chief in the Navy once told me, [b]"Son, you'd rather sandpaper a bobcats ass in a phonebooth than to fuck with me!"[/b] I'm not much of a fighter, but I always wanted to post that. Don't worry "Gunbert", "WolfPack" will take care of him for you. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 2:53:29 PM EDT
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I'll use The Force and kick your ass Jedi style.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 3:02:33 PM EDT
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rallywagon, you must be the same guy from e-bay who sells ass kickings to the highest bidder. Bussiness must be good because you are giving away a free ass kicking this time! LOL. For a good laugh, do a search on e-bay under, "I will kick your ass." That guy had me ROTFLMAO!
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Posted: 5/26/2002 3:04:15 PM EDT
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my friends had a big argument after seeing star wars on ninjas vs jedi. they came to the conclusion that ninjas are equivolent to dark jedis. however, there are 2 differences:ninjas cant move things with their minds, but ninjas flip out and kill entire towns much easier than dark jedi.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 3:07:58 PM EDT
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Ha Ha Ha a word to the wise, for those of you out there that think they can't be beat, be careful because I know of something that weighs only 180 grns that can kick anybodys ass. LOL
Wish I could go to the BRC, when you go through the town of pleasant hill say hello to the good folks there, I've hunted there for the past 3 years and it is the perfect place for the BRC. Take care and don't beat to many people up in that town, they are well armed. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:15:39 PM EDT
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Rallywagon
Let me guess. You are somewhere between 16 and 18 years old. You have an IQ of about 75. You often speak with your foot in your mouth. You really aren't going to the BRC but think it would be fun to have a bunch of AR-15 carrying guys looking for you. You have never had too many friends. You have never held a job for any length of time. Am I'm getting warm? |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:22:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Rallywagon Let me guess. You are somewhere between 16 and 18 years old. You have an IQ of about 75. You often speak with your foot in your mouth. You really aren't going to the BRC but think it would be fun to have a bunch of AR-15 carrying guys looking for you. You have never had too many friends. You have never held a job for any length of time. Am I'm getting warm? Lighten up, Flash. The guy was joking. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:24:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Who doesn't!
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Posted: 5/26/2002 4:36:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I fart in your general direction. I wave my private parts in his Auntie's face! I teabagged his mom. |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:13:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Fine - "I piss on you all from a considerable height."
Don't look for me, I'll FIND you... FFZ |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:18:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! |
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:25:02 PM EDT
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I really am going to the BRC!
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:25:32 PM EDT
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I love you man.
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Posted: 5/26/2002 11:28:16 PM EDT
[#19]
Looks like we'll have a "smoker" at the BRC as well
"Rallywagon vs. ???" |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 1:27:56 AM EDT
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I just put in a call to David Allen Coe... I bet he could kick your ass.
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Posted: 5/27/2002 1:59:12 AM EDT
[#21]
I'm sending my girlfreind up [u]right now[/u] to kick your ass..
[img]http://home.mira.net/~batgrl/photos/stairs.jpg[/img] ..you may not LIKE it but, you had better learn to LOVE it! [):)] |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 4:11:37 AM EDT
[#22]
BOY, Theres a lot of TOUGH Mans around here.
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Posted: 5/27/2002 5:19:08 AM EDT
[#23]
my baby sisters kitten could kick your arse!
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Posted: 5/27/2002 5:31:21 AM EDT
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I have always been taught that the bigger they are, the harder they fall. [:D]
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Posted: 5/27/2002 5:50:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: I have always been taught that the bigger they are, the harder they fall. [:D] And the louder they talk the more harmless they are. It's the quiet ones that end up doing the most damage. God Bless Texas |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 5:55:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: I have always been taught that the bigger they are, the harder they fall. [:D] That saying has got a lot of little men killed.[;)] |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 6:28:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Can run a 30min. 3 mile run. Hell, my 41 year old marathoner wife can do 3 miles in 21 minutes, and she is undergoing treatment (chemo & radiation) for breast cancer. |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 6:28:09 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: rallywagon, you must be the same guy from e-bay who sells ass kickings to the highest bidder. Bussiness must be good because you are giving away a free ass kicking this time! LOL. For a good laugh, do a search on e-bay under, "I will kick your ass." That guy had me ROTFLMAO! [url=http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm]I will kick your ass.[/url] |
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Posted: 5/27/2002 8:00:21 AM EDT
[#29]
rule # 1, dont talk about fight club
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Posted: 5/28/2002 3:35:31 AM EDT
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Two things lose much in the translation,fighting and fu--ing. As none are as true felt but at hand. When you put the fiber used to sew cusions together as a pulling agent as all the heavy fishing twine would break as you tryed to pull that back molar.
Then as you tug harder and harder,it starts to come loose and a bright whitish blue light blazes through your brain(like when someone hits you over the head with a school book). Then fling plop it lands in your hand. The relief is instant and makes me want to be a dentist. Cause I know if i can charge you monnies on the spot,you will be a happy dude cause you can't do it yourself. I pulled twelve of my teeth myself,and then paid a quack to pull the other twenty. He didn't even pull them he shattered them with plyers them sucked them out I have chained sawed my right hand,been shot in the left calf,left buttocks, but nothing had ever prepaird me for the pain that was about to come as i couldn't make a mouth to take the hydrcodine pills to ease the pain. Finally i could take the codine pills,and in just 15 min I new what junkies must feel,as my feet were ten feet over my head,one every four hours as needed for pain. Hell I took eight pills and saved the rest for WTSHTF,you could be shot to shit and wouldn't know it. So anyway just how tough are you? Hope you are just kidding for your own sake. Bob [;D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 4:42:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: im 6'2" 250 lbs. im in my fighting prime. as i think about it i never have lost a fight. just 3 weeks ago, a guy got me stirred up, so i got in his face and 3 (yes thats THREE) of his frinds jumped me as he ran away. he acually ended up losing 3 friends, cause he ran away while the 3 that jumped me got thier asses beat. the guy that ran away is the only one that made it out with out bruses/blood. Man, you've either 1)not been in alot of fights, 2) haven't fought many bad dudes in your time, 3) been extremely lucky, or 4) all of the above of course, there is always option #5---you're piss drunk and talking nonsense. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 5:17:35 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: 6'0" 230+; I thought every internet bad-ass was 6'4" & 235lbs. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 6:22:41 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: 6'0" 230+; I thought every internet bad-ass was 6'4" & 235lbs. [:D] This must be him! [img]http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/peter_stand_large.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 6:31:37 AM EDT
[#34]
AR-RIFLE If you ever use my picture again without my permision i will scratch your bitch eyes out,DO YOU HEAR ME KNOW?
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Posted: 5/28/2002 6:35:51 AM EDT
[#35]
Yes, darling.
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Posted: 5/28/2002 6:39:18 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Quoted: rallywagon, you must be the same guy from e-bay who sells ass kickings to the highest bidder. Bussiness must be good because you are giving away a free ass kicking this time! LOL. For a good laugh, do a search on e-bay under, "I will kick your ass." That guy had me ROTFLMAO! [url=http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm]I will kick your ass.[/url] That has to be an all time classic, I still LMAO when I read it. |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 6:57:57 AM EDT
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Hemmm Monkeyman and Goat Boy you guys aren't related are you? Got any bets on rallywagon Vs WolfPack. Go with WolfPack he's a twinky man.
Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 7:32:10 AM EDT
[#38]
I'm watching TV! What's that? "BITCHSLAP!!!!!" Yeah, that's what I thought! Now go get me a beer sphincter boy!
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:15:46 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: I'm sending my girlfreind up [u]right now[/u] to kick your ass.. [img]http://home.mira.net/~batgrl/photos/stairs.jpg[/img] ..you may not LIKE it but, you had better learn to LOVE it! [):)] Dear Osprey, I bet you your girlfriend cannot kick my ass. Please send her right over to try. Thanks, -legrue |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:47:12 AM EDT
[#40]
I love fighting with my whole body.....
even my pee pee. Mall ninjas will cut off your head and kick your ass, in that order! |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 10:59:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: can run a 30min. 3 mile run; Marine You run a 30min mile and claim to have been a Marine? Now we know why you aren't still in! |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 11:48:35 AM EDT
[#42]
Wolf Natzi Hell you got to run an under 8 min mile just to be able to spend your 12 month vac in southeast asia.
Fudk you |
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Posted: 5/28/2002 12:13:57 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Two things lose much in the translation,fighting and fu--ing. As none are as true felt but at hand. When you put the fiber used to sew cusions together as a pulling agent as all the heavy fishing twine would break as you tryed to pull that back molar. Then as you tug harder and harder,it starts to come loose and a bright whitish blue light blazes through your brain(like when someone hits you over the head with a school book). Then fling plop it lands in your hand. The relief is instant and makes me want to be a dentist. Cause I know if i can charge you monnies on the spot,you will be a happy dude cause you can't do it yourself. I pulled twelve of my teeth myself,and then paid a quack to pull the other twenty. He didn't even pull them he shattered them with plyers them sucked them out I have chained sawed my right hand,been shot in the left calf,left buttocks, but nothing had ever prepaird me for the pain that was about to come as i couldn't make a mouth to take the hydrcodine pills to ease the pain. Finally i could take the codine pills,and in just 15 min I new what junkies must feel,as my feet were ten feet over my head,one every four hours as needed for pain. Hell I took eight pills and saved the rest for WTSHTF,you could be shot to shit and wouldn't know it. So anyway just how tough are you? Hope you are just kidding for your own sake. Bob [;D] So I can safely assume that biting people isn't your primary method of defense then? Or did you have all those teeth replaced with some contrivance such as sawmill blade teeth? [img]http://actionadventure.about.com/library/graphics/2001/aa021601a2.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 5/30/2002 10:24:22 PM EDT
[#44]
I know wagonboy....and he will totally crap in your pants!
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Posted: 5/30/2002 10:57:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 6'0" 230+; I thought every internet bad-ass was 6'4" & 235lbs. [:D] This must be him! [img]http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/peter_stand_large.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 5/30/2002 11:19:00 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: Come on, you think you can kick my ass? Ohhh yea, some of you know karate and all that other crap, but you need to get the jump on me...which won't be easy. I want to know! Who can kick my ass? I'll be at the BRC if you want to test your theory! My 16 yr. old neighbor said she'll stomp a mudhole in your ass then kick the water out of it. Followed up by wiping her ass with your forehead. Her words not mine.[BD] |
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Posted: 6/2/2002 1:18:47 PM EDT
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I just returned from the BRC. Kicking Rally's ass was no big challenge. What a puss!
[stick] |
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