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Posted: 5/19/2002 4:01:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2002 4:14:35 PM EDT by Kar98]
Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola. Took a leak. Got out of bed. Painted two doors. Got something to drink. Showed a realtor how to do his job properly. Got some more rum. Painted two windows. Got dressed. Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine). Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit) Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish. Had a drink. Hacked into a database, stole contents. Reposted content of said database on the 'Net. Got me some beer. Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes. Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors. Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out. Happy birthday for me..... :)
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:04:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2002 4:05:08 PM EDT by jtw2]
Originally Posted By Kar98: Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola. Took a leak. Got out of bed. Painted two doors. Got something to drink. Showed a realtor how to do his job properly. Got some more rum. Painted two windows. Got dressed. Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine). Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit) Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish. Had a drink. Hacked into a database, stole contents. Reposted content of said database on the 'Net. Got me some beer. Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes. Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors. Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out. Happy birthday for me..... :)
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You sound like the painter who did my house! [:D] Edited to add: BTW, Happy B'day!
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:04:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/19/2002 4:06:55 PM EDT by Yankee1911]
Happy Birthday (if you're still conscious [:D]) [bday] [beer] Edited for spellin'
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:15:37 PM EDT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!![bday][bday][bday] Still coherent?? -T.
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:17:37 PM EDT
BTW Does the order of your activities indicate that you peed the bed this morning? [:D]
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:21:04 PM EDT
Think "10 inch hose" and "open window". :)
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 4:50:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jtw2: BTW Does the order of your activities indicate that you peed the bed this morning? [:D]
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I was thinking the same thing. Kar98...happy birthday! medcop
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:05:44 PM EDT
Sounds like a normal day here [;)] [bday] Jamie
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:12:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:15:01 PM EDT
[b]Happy Birthday, Kar98![/b] [b]Mazel Tov![/b][bday] [img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img][img]http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/images/smilies/happyyid.gif[/img] I hope you don't mind but I brought a few of my Israeli friends to help celebrate your birthday, with a little Maneschiewitz wine to wash down the birthday cake! Eric The(Ecumenical)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:26:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98: Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola. Took a leak. Got out of bed. Painted two doors. Got something to drink. Showed a realtor how to do his job properly. Got some more rum. Painted two windows. Got dressed. Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine). Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit) Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish. Had a drink. Hacked into a database, stole contents. Reposted content of said database on the 'Net. Got me some beer. Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes. Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors. Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out. Happy birthday for me..... :)
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Happy Birthday, It's mine too. Jeff
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:27:17 PM EDT
Wine is wine :) As long as it has enough rpm :) /me offers some hosties to nibble on :)
Link Posted: 5/19/2002 5:51:26 PM EDT
Happy B-Day Kar-98, I'll drink to that! Oh, and you were right to clean that gun. Dirty or not. Sometimes they just need to be held.
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