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Posted: 5/18/2002 1:14:00 PM EDT

[#1]

Measure twice, cut once.

If all else fails, read the instructions. Then follow them step by step.

Sooner or later, all systems, good or bad, fail. This includes governments

Claiming "I don't believe in God/Supreme Being" is like claiming not to believe in gravity. Doesn't matter whether you believe, or like it or not, God exists. So does gravity.

Posted: 5/18/2002 1:50:04 PM EDT

[#2]

1. Blueing a gun won't increase it's value.

2. Unless you like rust, never bring your gun into the house and leave it in it's case overnight.

3. Introduce a kid to hunting as soon as possible.

4. The Remington 742 Woodsmaster in .30-06 is one of the greatest deer slayers of all time.

5. Those who live by the sword die by the sword. Respect the law.

6. As much as humanly possible, make peace with all men.

Posted: 5/18/2002 2:37:28 PM EDT

[#3]

[b]SUN TZU ON THE ART OF WAR[/b]

"He who wishes to fight must first count the cost,"

"Knowing the enemy enables you to take the
offensive, knowing yourself enables you to stand on the
defensive." He adds: "Attack is the secret of defense; defense
is the planning of an attack." It would be hard to find a better
epitome of the root-principle of war...

The art of war, then, is governed by five constant
factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations,
when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

These are:
(1) The Moral Law;
(2) Heaven;
(3) Earth;
(4) The Commander;
(5) Method and discipline.

Posted: 5/18/2002 7:20:50 PM EDT

[#4]

6.If your boots aren't waterproof, wrap you feet in bread bags.

7.Quickest method for house training a dog. If he pisses on your floor tie a #5 rubber band around his weaner.

8.Dried steer blood from the feed market or farmer's co-op keeps deer out of your garden.

9.Coke is better than Pepsi.

10.AR15.com is more addictive than any drug, and better for you.

Posted: 5/18/2002 8:30:06 PM EDT

[#5]

If you double-tap someone to the chest, and put a bullet in their head, they will never know if it was a .45 ACP or a 9mm. (or insert your favorite/most worn-out caliber debate).

Posted: 5/18/2002 9:03:58 PM EDT

[#6]

"It" [b]CAN[/b] happen here!

Posted: 5/18/2002 10:08:22 PM EDT

[#7]

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.

Posted: 5/18/2002 11:42:34 PM EDT

[#8]

I believe that this has been posted here before, but it bears repeating.

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Posted: 5/19/2002 9:49:28 AM EDT

[#9]

I can't believe no one said:

Never eat yellow snow.

If it seems too good to be true than it probably is.

Posted: 5/19/2002 11:27:25 AM EDT

[#10]

Never underestimate the power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

Posted: 5/19/2002 11:46:19 AM EDT

[#11]

There is no such thing as far away, until you've left something behind.

You can't polish a turd.

ARH

Posted: 5/19/2002 11:47:07 AM EDT

[#12]

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

When short on ammo, you will never be short of enemy.

BrenLover

Posted: 5/19/2002 12:01:04 PM EDT

[#13]

"If it's fun, exciting, or the least bit dangerous it's illegal in Calif..."

"Friends of friends aren't worth a fuck..."

Posted: 5/19/2002 12:23:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

Posted: 5/19/2002 12:54:42 PM EDT

[#15]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
--Frank Sinatra

“One hundred rounds do not constitute firepower. One hit contitutes firepower.”
-Gen. Merritt Edson, USMC

"The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him."
--Richard Jeni

“A gentleman seldom will ever need a pistol, but if he does, he will need it very badly.”
--Winston Churchill

"Those who beat their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
--Thomas Jefferson

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