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Posted: 5/14/2002 3:04:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/30/2002 11:51:46 AM EDT by DarkHelmet]
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 3:10:34 PM EDT
I once had to do some work for a guy who shot himself in the left shoulder TWICE with an over/under shotgun while cleaning it. As is evidenced by the circumstances, he had the IQ of a spring day. What was even worse was the fact that he survived. Stupidity like that should be self correcting. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 3:17:06 PM EDT
Maybe we can include an IQ test during the background check. Of course, I sometimes think there should be background checks and IQ tests for having kids... legrue
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 3:25:50 PM EDT
I make sure I take the bullets out before I clean my shotgun, it can be hazardous to your health.
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 3:29:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/14/2002 3:30:22 PM EDT by DarkHelmet]
Link Posted: 5/14/2002 3:40:59 PM EDT
There was a guy in Montana I think, when I lived back there, who was "cleaning" his guns while drunk (of course) and shot himself in the foot three times with three different guns. I believe the last one was a .357, of which he commented "now that one really hurt"!!!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 11:52:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 12:04:19 PM EDT
It's always the "nearest and dearest". Book 'im Dan-o!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 2:55:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SNorman: There was a guy in Montana I think, when I lived back there, who was "cleaning" his guns while drunk (of course) and shot himself in the foot three times with three different guns. I believe the last one was a .357, of which he commented "now that one really hurt"!!!
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I remember that story. First shot was a .22, then a .38 and then the .357. Dumbass!
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 3:11:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DarkHelmet: [b]HOW THE PHUCK DO YOU CLEAN A SHOTGUN WITH A ROUND IN THE CHAMBER WHILE IT'S POINTED AT SOMEONE'S HEAD!!!!!!![/b]
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Well how ELSE do you check if it's loaded Mr. Smartypants?! [:E]
Link Posted: 5/30/2002 3:13:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By legrue: Of course, I sometimes think there should be background checks and IQ tests for having kids... legrue
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Of course such a test would have to be "race-normed". [@:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:39:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By The_Macallan:
Originally Posted By legrue: Of course, I sometimes think there should be background checks and IQ tests for having kids... legrue
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Of course such a test would have to be "race-normed". [@:D]
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If the baby calls his grandmomma momma and his momma "Pam," the kid's going to jail. If the kid can't read, that's momma's fault. If the kid can't read because there's no lights, that's daddy's fault. Funny how he and I agree on so much. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 4:51:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By bunghole:
Originally Posted By SNorman: There was a guy in Montana I think, when I lived back there, who was "cleaning" his guns while drunk (of course) and shot himself in the foot three times with three different guns. I believe the last one was a .357, of which he commented "now that one really hurt"!!!
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I remember that story. First shot was a .22, then a .38 and then the .357. Dumbass!
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Hahah that's what it was... musta hurt!!!!
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