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LOL, im glad im not married yet. i get to hear all the hells frmo you poor fools who were crazy enought to say "I Do". [:P]
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Your day will come. Trust me. I will say, "I told you so!" It's not all bad. Actually, it's great, I just thought that sounded funny.
You judge:
My wife hunts/fishes--has killed 5 deer.
She bragged just this morning that she finally ran over an opossum with her new car last night. (You probably have to have spent time in the country to understand that. [;)])
She's a gardener/canner.
She sews for a living, and is well paid w/benefits.
She's a truly excellent cook.
She shoots weekly at our pistol club.
She's not bad looking--for an old broad.
She keeps my mother off my back, as mom likes her much better.
She's h**ny as a goat. Ahem!
She nags a little because I am a complete PITA to live with. [:D]
Edit: I just re-read this and must add--I LOVE MY WIFE!!!