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Posted: 5/13/2002 4:43:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2002 4:46:34 PM EDT by Supershooter]
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six Days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him resting on the seventh Day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards Through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to Call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a region Of stifling hot temperature, and up there is a region of fierce cold. Over yonder is an area of arid desert, while over there is a lush and Humid rain forest." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a Mountainous region and asked, "What's that one?" "That is Montana, the most glorious place on Earth. There are Beautiful mountains, canyons, pass, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite Grassland. The people from Montana are going to be modest, Intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be Known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What About balance, God?...You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loudmouth, whiny-assed, Arrogant piss-ants I'm putting in California."
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:13:11 PM EDT
BWAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:39:10 PM EDT
LMAO. Gotta love it. Now he just needs to make that craphole state fall into the ocean. Mike
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 6:34:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DakotaKid: LMAO. Gotta love it. Now he just needs to make that craphole state fall into the ocean. Mike
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The state is nice! Just need to shake the people off!!!!! They don't call it the land of fruit and nuts for nothing.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 6:44:07 PM EDT
And they don't call the mid-west the armpit of America for nothing, either! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 7:18:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 10:41:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2002 10:49:56 PM EDT by bobbyjack]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKLLAHHOOMA WHERE THE RAIN COMES DRIFTING THROUGH THE PLANE Bob[8D]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 10:53:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 11:45:08 PM EDT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKLLLAAHHOMMA WHERE THE RAIN COMES DRIFTING DOWN THE PLANE Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 5/18/2002 9:52:09 AM EDT
There must be an endless variations of this joke.
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