Natalie Portman makeover for Episode II

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Posted: 5/13/2002 5:15:44 AM EDT

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/10/in.look.portman/index.html[/url]

Man, with all this fixing, it sounds like they could have used Joan Rivers and she would have come out sexy. Wish I could get them to come by the house and do up the wife. [:D]

Posted: 5/13/2002 6:03:23 AM EDT

[#1]

just dont let her read this marvl.. you wont live to see your next birthday.

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:04:47 AM EDT

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[url]Wish I could get them to come by the house and do up the wife. [:D]

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I'm sure SOMEBODY would be willing to "do up your wife"! [devil]

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:16:33 AM EDT

[#3]

Now guys, be nice. [;)]

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:32:44 AM EDT

[#4]

I think Miss Portman needs me to give her a much needed "protien injection", then she'll be good as gold.[sex]

BrenLover

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:39:43 AM EDT

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Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.

Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:40:37 AM EDT

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[img]http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/10/in.look.portman/vert.portman.jpg[/img]

Ilikeher,

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:43:11 AM EDT

[#7]

Didn't know she was an anti. For that she'll also recieve my patented protien based rinkle remover all over her face.[smoke]

BrenLover

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:43:46 AM EDT

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Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.

Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.

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When and where did she say that?

Posted: 5/13/2002 7:50:18 AM EDT

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When she was on her 15 minutes of fame doing the talk show circuit after the abomination of what was called Episode I AKA “The attack of the Jar-Jar-Sux”

Posted: 5/13/2002 8:07:45 AM EDT

[#10]

Who watches those stupid movies anyways? The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships. Heck, if I want too watch something on spaceships I'll turn to the Sci-Fi channel.

Posted: 5/13/2002 8:27:27 AM EDT

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Who watches those stupid movies anyways? The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships. Heck, if I want too watch something on spaceships I'll turn to the Sci-Fi channel.

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Hey! I highly resemble those remarks! [;)]

Posted: 5/13/2002 8:55:42 AM EDT

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When she was on her 15 minutes of fame doing the talk show circuit after the abomination of what was called Episode I AKA “The attack of the Jar-Jar-Sux”

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i like jar-jar

Posted: 5/13/2002 9:21:29 AM EDT

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Remember when she came out and said that no one should be allowed to own letalone hold a gun?

[img]http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/181559__spidervswars_l.jpg[/img]

Funny how the tempo changes when it is tied to HER JOB! B***h.

Hollywood, the land of double standards. One for us and one for them.

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Is this the same Natile Portman that was in that shot'em up bang-bang movie called the Professional? LMAO!

Posted: 5/13/2002 10:00:14 AM EDT

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Didn't know she was an anti. For that she'll also recieve my patented protien based rinkle remover all over her face.[smoke]

BrenLover

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Sorry about your luck. She's one of those weird vegetarians too. I'd bet she doesn't eat "Beef".

Posted: 5/13/2002 10:03:03 AM EDT

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Who watches those stupid movies anyways? The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships.

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damn if i was only 10 years older id resemble that

Posted: 5/13/2002 12:13:34 PM EDT

[#16]

She is hot... But, I don't doubt those statements, she attends Harvard.

I too don't "get" some of the Star Wars fans... Sitting in giant line for something that is going to be in a theater for a month+ is a bit extreem.

When I went and saw the Phantom Mence there were people running around fighting with lightsabers... These were grown adults. It was pittiful.

Posted: 5/13/2002 1:50:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Yes, she was in "The Professional" and YES she is a rabid anti-gun crack-snapper.

Posted: 5/13/2002 2:20:26 PM EDT

[#18]

Who cares, she's hot. I'd give up my guns just to go out with her... [:I]

Posted: 5/13/2002 3:15:39 PM EDT

[#19]

I heard a while back that she had to do her two years with the IDF to keep here Israeli citizenship. Is that true ? Instead did some recruiting video .

Posted: 5/13/2002 4:07:34 PM EDT

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Who watches those stupid movies anyways? The majority of them are 30 something dorks that have enough extra time in their lives to wait over a week in line too watch a dumb movie about spaceships. Heck, if I want too watch something on spaceships I'll turn to the Sci-Fi channel.

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Hey! I highly resemble those remarks! [;)]

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Or people that have connections and could really give a damn about Star Wars... but wanted to see it a week before anyone else could and a day before Bill Gates, Paul Allen, and the other richie riches who paid $1,000 per seat for charity to see it. [:D]

It was a pretty good movie. I am not a fan/geek in any way shape or form (I haven't even seen Episode I) but I got invited to see a private screening using the new Boeing Satellite Distribution System that is being tested at about 50 sites around the country.

And I got in for free.... I just feel sorry for the poor bastards that have been camped out in front of Seattle's Cinerama for the last four months just to be first in line.... what a waste.. they could have waited until today to camp out and still have been first in line. To them I say:

"Time to move out of your parents basement and find a job!"