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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 5/12/2002 10:13:41 PM EDT
knock knock knock: who is it? dave! . . . knock knock knock: who is it? dave! daves not here. knock knock knock: who is it? dave, let me in man. daves not here. no man, i'm dave. daves not here. . . . . . .still cracks me up after all these years.[:D]
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[Last Edit: 5/12/2002 10:17:50 PM EDT by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Knock Knock . . . . . . . . . . . "You keep on knockin but you cant come in!" Sir where is your license? . . License,Isnt it on the bumper?
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 10:23:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/12/2002 10:27:58 PM EDT
Hey man! This isnt a joint man...This is a toothpick! Thats not a toothpi-- Hey that is a toothpick.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:13:10 AM EDT
lol, I can't watch Nash Bridges w/o getting a chuckle [:)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 8:08:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 9:38:46 AM EDT
"you mean weve been smoking dog shit"
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 9:42:34 AM EDT
You will take your plane and crash it into the American Aircraft Carriers, Any questions, yes you in the back. Are you out of your F**king mind Man!!!
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 12:26:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/13/2002 2:15:32 PM EDT
"Here's the pizza, and" ZZZIIIPP, "here's the pepperoni!" "Any questions, class?" "Yeah. Who cuts your hair?" [music] "I gota a basketball jones..."[/music]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 3:03:55 PM EDT
Gonna go down town Gonna see my gal Gonna sing her a song Gonna show her my ding dong.
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:17:37 PM EDT
BEANERS
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:22:25 PM EDT
[b]'Basketball Jones' by Tyrone Shoelaces[/b] Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball And I loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I went That basketball was like a basketball to me I even put that basketball underneath my pillow Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night I need help, ladies and gentlemens I need someone to stand beside me I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life Someone I can pass to Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go And not end up in the popcorn machine So cheerleaders, help me out {cheerleaders sing repeatedly...} (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones) (I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo) {while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...} Oh, that sounds so sweet Sing it out C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me That be bad, honky Yeah I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us Bill Russell, sing along with us Chick Hearn, sing along with us Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin' Oh, it feels so good Gimme the ball I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed I could stuff it from center court with my toes I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as..., I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones) {fade} From [i][b]Los Cochinos[/b][/i] album, 1973. Eric The(Wise)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:37:18 PM EDT
(With British accent) Seaman Kelly, you have been charged with Buggery on the high seas, How do you plead? Los Cochinos
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 4:51:01 PM EDT
Good old Cheech and Chong. Let's don't forget Ashley Roachclip!
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:01:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/13/2002 5:02:32 PM EDT by LARRYG]
In a Southern accent
Last week, when I asked for volunteers to weed out that marijuana patch, I damned near got stampeded
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Ring, ring. Hello. Hey man, it's me Dave. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone
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Young man, give me that knife. PPPFFFFFTTTT, BBBOOOINNGGG. Thank you
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Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:06:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Fearandloathing37: You will take your plane and crash it into the American Aircraft Carriers, Any questions, yes you in the back. Are you out of your F**king mind Man!!!
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Today, pilots of the Rising Sun, you will fly your airplanes high into the sky, diving down into the American ships, killing yourself and all aboard. Before traditional sake toast, are there any questions? You, Sakimoto, in the second row. Honorable General, sir, you outta your f**king mind!
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Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:19:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DaveN: (With British accent) Seaman Kelly, you have been charged with Buggery on the high seas, How do you plead? Los Cochinos
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Rip the shirt how cliche
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:25:16 PM EDT
"YOU GET A G@$$@^= JOB BEFORE SUNDOWN, OR WE'RE SHIPPIN' YA OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL, WITH THE G@$$@^= FINKLESTIEN S$#@ KID. Son of a B!*&$#."
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 5:29:09 PM EDT
Has the constant drip drip drip of gonorrhea got you down? Call roto-router thats the name away goes trouble down the drain rotten peter rotten peter rotten peter
Link Posted: 5/13/2002 6:51:45 PM EDT
oh man! memories of sneaking my friend's old man's wiskey, and trying so hard to not make a peep while laughin' so hard i thought i would pass out. eddie murphy's first album was a killer too. and let's not forget the great richard pryor. [beer]
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