HEY! I don't bowl, but I'll defend your right to do it. MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLY Any pig farms are a vital national asset!!! The DoD will be including bits of pork in most HE and small arms ammunition for use in the continuing war on terrorism. God bless pig farms!
On a serious note: this Ny-er loves all the places he's worked and vacationed in through the South and Midwest (um, maybe with the exception of Parris Island). Beantown and SF on the other hand make me wanna spew. [puke]
Sooooo, any hicks, hayseeds, rednecks or other "less sophisticated" folks: just gimme a holler when you want to come to the big city...the drinks is on me! [bounce]

PS- Aimless - where in NY are you?

The Paris of Central New York-Oswego. If you're ever in the area, please let me know-Thursday is "Take your Pig Bowling" night. Milwaukees' Best is 1/2 price & we usually race our ATV's down mainstreet afterwards [:)]

DSAFALS

You are a moron - but you know how to start a thread destined for locking.

Based on contact with East Coasters and New Englander's while posted there in the service, none of you even know where Missouri or the midwest is.  I usually got comments like, "That's way out west, isn't it?", or my favorite, "Missouri -that's down near Texas, isn't it?".

I'm fifty times smarter than you are on your best day.

Go to France.

[flame]  [stick]  [frag]

I nearly snorted coffee after THAT one....Um...do you have to dress the pigs?

You are a city boy! What kind of ninny dresses a pig?

Well, except for bowling shoes of course (okay a few have those satin bowling jackets, but that's only on Wednesday, which is league night).

ROTFLMAO! At first read I thought you were serious [:D]

The part slamming sterotypes while sterotyping was good but a bit over the top.

Whose morals do we rule this kingdom with? Your's? Mine? Bill Clinton's? The Pope's?

How far does one have to travel out of their community before they are acceptable to you?

If you'd have notice the last election results the midwest and southernmasses voted pretty much solid for my side. It was the welfare and liberal masses in the northeast and west coast that nearly gave us four more years of liberalism.

Don't want to seem overly critical here as I'm just a good old midwestern boy without much going for me.

not my post but this pretty much sums up my feelings

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.  You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb.  

You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

No you maloderous sot. guess again [:D]

You were at RUDY's. The owners make tons of money off that place, but they work like hell from April through September.

It is always cold and stormy. There are also always drunken college girls -yin & yang.

God forbid you ever have to go to Fulton again stop by for a beer or 12.

You wrote "My God man." Please tell me you would never say that.

Well if you ever come up here be sure to mention how this is like Appalachia, the locals will be amused by your wit, although they might play keep away with your little black beret.