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Posted: 5/8/2002 10:31:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2002 10:36:23 PM EDT by zonan]
I am caught between a LOL at the absurdity and a [puke] for obvious reasons. [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,52309,00.html[/url] Edited to add the image of our new "sex symbol" [img]www.foxnews.com/images/54899/1_21_175_clinton_chelsea.jpg[/img] Damn my eyes. This makes them feel better: [img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/54818/0_22_175_clones_natalie.jpg[/img] From another article at fox
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:34:55 PM EDT
[img]www.foxnews.com/images/54899/1_21_175_clinton_chelsea.jpg[/img] OMG! She is F-ing UGLY! medcop
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:35:11 PM EDT
From the article, "It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition." Yuck! Are they on drugs? That would make a good anti-drug commercial. Do drugs, find Chelsea attractive.z
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:36:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/8/2002 10:38:20 PM EDT by SKSBoy]
Sex symbol, as in Birth Control??? Kinda like BCG's, so ugly you won't get laid wearing them, just give your kids posters of her and they'll NEVER make woopie. Hey, i got it, put her pic on little wallet sized cards with the caption "If the girl in this picture has become attractive, you have drank too much"
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:36:33 PM EDT
LOL! Oh baby! Too fricking funny!
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:37:01 PM EDT
Oh jeez, she is looking prettier with age.... [:X*]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:46:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SKSBoy: Hey, i got it, put her pic on little wallet sized cards with the caption "If the girl in this picture has become attractive, you have drank too much"
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The problem is that by the time you've drank that much there's no way you'll be able to read.
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:52:08 PM EDT
I was gonna try an post somethin funny....but if you'll excuse me......damn gotta go wipe the blood from my eyes!
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 10:53:58 PM EDT
Damn, someone beat me to it. [>(]
Link Posted: 5/8/2002 11:08:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 71-Hour_Achmed: Damn, someone beat me to it. [>(]
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Everyone is always so eager to share the joy [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:08:23 AM EDT
There are just some "things" that should not be looked upon in the wee hours of the morning. This is one of those. [IMG]http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/shocked/Wow1.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:19:34 AM EDT
Ugly as a roach taking a shit.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:24:14 AM EDT
waiter: may i take your order sir? me: i'll have steak and lobster, oh, and bring a plate of shit for this dog i'm with. God shes a horses ass. She probably has bruises all over her where guys have been touching her with a ten foot pole.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:40:47 AM EDT
Good thing you didn't add that skank whore Sara Jessica Parker. She looks like a horse. Like Roddy Piper said, "that's like putting perfume on a pig".
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 2:44:06 AM EDT
She gives new meaning to the term fugly.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 3:25:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By medcop: [img]www.foxnews.com/images/54899/1_21_175_clinton_chelsea.jpg[/img] OMG! She is F-ing UGLY! medcop
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She is even uglier then her Mother![puke]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 3:34:03 AM EDT
In all my youth, hanging out at bars and club, drunk, buzzed, experiencing the "she's looking better with every beer syndrome", I don't think on the darkest, loneliest night would I give that chick a second look. And for me, that's pretty damn rare.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 3:45:42 AM EDT
Was I the only one that thought she looked like a cocker spaniel (no offense to cocker spaniel owners) when ol' Slick Willie was first inaugurated? the_reject
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 3:55:11 AM EDT
My God she is hideous. Look at that mouth and eyes.....scary that somebody actually thinks thats sexy.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:05:38 AM EDT
Yeah, Chelsea is probably sexy on the planet Ugly, but not here.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 4:12:06 AM EDT
10 bucks says Imbro would suck face with her...!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:06:49 AM EDT
Must be the same MAG that says Tory Spelling is hotttt. [puke]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:15:21 AM EDT
Scary. And I always thought this one here is the ugliest thing out there. [img]http://www.lookadoo.com/images/mimi.jpg[/img] Well, I guess I stand corrected.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:20:53 AM EDT
I know how funny this is, but the liberal elites(read: all the magazine execs included) are in deep doo doo. They don't have a young renaissance liberal right now. It used to be JFK, but now they desparately need a young hipster or hipstress to make being liberal oh so sexy. SOOO, they are trying to invent one with Chelsea. How pathetic. The liberals are just steaming that it is cool to be young, patriotic and conservative. If you read the Vanity Fair article, you will know that I am not saying anything original, I'm just interpreting it as a non- liberal would.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:31:25 AM EDT
the only person who might look upon that ugly pig is her daddy........, ol Wes Hubble himself !!!!!!!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:41:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:54:21 AM EDT
Hitlery must have something to do with this article - otherwise this statement is just pure insane.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 5:58:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:02:34 AM EDT
Sexy like a mud fence. ARH
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:31:33 AM EDT
Alfred E. Neumann + wig + lipstick = Chelsea [img]http://sknaster.best.vwh.net/stuff/Images/alfred.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:34:43 AM EDT
A good friend of mine (and his whole family) is from Little Rock, AK, where it's been common knowledge for 20 years the Chelsea's father is really Webster Hubble. There was a standing order that Chelsea and Hubble never appear together in public to keep people from noticing the resemblance. I don't know how the Clinton's kept this out of the news for so long. But, then again, Jerry Brown keeps running for President and no one mentions that he's gay. But everybody in California knows it.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 7:40:53 AM EDT
Yuuuck, I just crapped in my pants!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:01:50 AM EDT
bump--OneMoreTimetoSharetheBeauty
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:09:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By zonan: bump--OneMoreTimetoSharetheBeauty
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This thread (and it's subject) just needs to die... the_reject
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:12:53 AM EDT
Dang
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 10:48:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2002 10:54:07 AM EDT by gardenWeasel]
[b]
The magazine pronounces the daughter of former President Bill Clinton "the new J.F.K. Jr...
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[/b] She looks more like "the new Eleanor Roosevelt" if you ask me. [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/eleanor.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:14:09 AM EDT
Man, she is not pretty. Really not pretty. Wet-the-bed-the-morning-after not pretty. But I'd bone her and treat her bad in front of pop, just to piss him off. I'd tell him she was 'my lil intern'.[;D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:25:35 AM EDT
[puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke] [puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke] [puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:27:31 AM EDT
Enough already! Argh! Here, some pic to get that nasty taste out of your mouth: [img]http://www.pokerfjaes.dk/cheerleader.gif[/img] Hooray for the Unknown Cheerleader [usa]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:37:12 AM EDT
AHHH EYES BURN CANT C
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:48:22 AM EDT
Gunbert: "Man, she is not pretty. Really not pretty. Wet-the-bed-the-morning-after not pretty. But I'd bone her and treat her bad in front of pop, just to piss him off. I'd tell him she was 'my lil intern'." Pretty much my view on the subject as well. Give her the Deliverance treatment & turn her out to your buds while filming it all for later internet posting. The magazine pic of her is nasty. She hasn't improved with age.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 11:59:08 AM EDT
Jeez, if she weer the last woman on the planet, I'd become a hermit and exclusively date Rosie Palm and her five sisters. That girl is definitely one of the "LEE" sisters. You know, UgLEE, HomeLEE and GhastLEE. [puke]
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:40:53 PM EDT
Personally, I think Chelsea looks hot!!! I'd boink her in a second!! Better yet would be a 3-way with her and her mother. Yum!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:42:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:44:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kindstranger: I know how funny this is, but the liberal elites(read: all the magazine execs included) are in deep doo doo. They don't have a young renaissance liberal right now. It used to be JFK, but now they desparately need a young hipster or hipstress to make being liberal oh so sexy. SOOO, they are trying to invent one with Chelsea. How pathetic. The liberals are just steaming that it is cool to be young, patriotic and conservative. If you read the Vanity Fair article, you will know that I am not saying anything original, I'm just interpreting it as a non- liberal would.
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Damn! That's a good point! Nothing's more pathetic than an ugly, homelpy girl like Chelsea trying to look like model material. Just accept what you are - the love child of Hillary and Mr. Ed.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:47:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:49:35 PM EDT
Bring on the Goat!
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 12:51:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Steel_Rat: A good friend of mine (and his whole family) is from Little Rock, AK, where it's been common knowledge for 20 years the Chelsea's father is really Webster Hubble.
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That’s a fact. Don't think so? Put a picture of Chelsea, Webster, Hillary, and Bill together and then decide.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:22:47 PM EDT
What we have here is a misspelling. Chelsea Clinton is a Sux Symbol
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:24:08 PM EDT
I always thought 666 was supposed to be the sign of the beast. [devil] Thanks for making my hair stand on end zonan.
Link Posted: 5/9/2002 1:45:50 PM EDT
Man, I might have been born ugly, but at least I'm not famous AND ugly. Feel sorry for her guys, if for no other reason that who her parents are. That's got to suck.
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