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Posted: 2/6/2011 11:57:32 AM EDT
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Sorry, I thought we were being incognito. We'll try and be more discreet next time.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 11:59:28 AM EDT
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do you really care what consenting adults do behind closed doors?  Nope. And neither should the fucking .gov |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:01:42 PM EDT
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A pin of an apple, with a bite taken out of it.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:03:14 PM EDT
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We have a couple groups in our neighborhood who gather around the pool, hot tub and fire pit for drunken parties. I always thought they might be swingers but there are so many kids running around at their get-togethers that there's no way.
It's a nice thought, though. 
You'd have to be REALLY secure in your marriage or make the deal before you get married. An acquaintance and his GF are big swingers down in MIA/FLL. They go to clubs for it. Interesting. TC |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:03:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it. The highest rate of STDs in my state is in Sun City, the retirement community. Lots of widows and widowers, no worries about pregnancy, and many of them just don't give a fuck anymore. They go at it like wrinkly old bunnies. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:04:34 PM EDT
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In certain areas, a pineapple door knocker. No shit. Yeah I've hear any pineapple stuff outside, knockers, flags, etc. buk The pineapple posted on or around the home is a "welcome" symbol that goes back hundreds of years. Yep. Extremely common piece of ornamental woodwork in colonial architecture. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:05:31 PM EDT
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Pineapple?
Then Colonial Williamsburg must be a huge center of "swinging" in America. [but you must arrive wearing colonial garb to participate]. It is a colonial era symbol of welcome from the days tropical fruit was very expensive. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:07:09 PM EDT
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT.  If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party".  DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!! 
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:09:07 PM EDT
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party". DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!!
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:14:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party". DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!!  |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:39:48 PM EDT
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Just go door to door giving a survey about swinging. You can ask the census folks to include that question in 2020. It'll give ARFcomers another reason to dread the census takers arrival. yet you are still on arfcom..... Yup, here I am. I survived the slew of "I hate the census takers" threads we had all last Spring. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:47:28 PM EDT
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party". DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!!
now that was just damn wrong! and with the wife walking by and it opened up ..... i gots some exspalin to do now
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:56:10 PM EDT
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party". DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!!
now that was just damn wrong! and with the wife walking by and it opened up ..... i gots some exspalin to do now Well I warned you!! |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 12:56:46 PM EDT
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man you guys just have no idea do you? I think most of you live in your mom's basement. http://citizensvoice.com/polopoly_fs/1.509670!/image/4073379168.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/4073379168.jpg Dude, That ain't it. That's a Major Award! |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:08:00 PM EDT
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man you guys just have no idea do you? I think most of you live in your mom's basement. http://citizensvoice.com/polopoly_fs/1.509670!/image/4073379168.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/4073379168.jpg Dude, That ain't it. That's a Major Award! Dude, I have one of those.......really Mother in law is a wee bit wacky, thought I would like it because of my fondness for the movie on Christmas day. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:10:34 PM EDT
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Sex dungeon? No. I have a sex dungeon and I don't swing. Swingers are actually pretty vanilla. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:11:36 PM EDT
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There will be a pineapple somewhere on a flag, or a replica of one. I thought that was for the Sponge Bob fan club? |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:12:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO????  |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:15:38 PM EDT
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What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO????
In for the AAR you lucky bastard! |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:25:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO???? make sure you let it be known that you want to "hang around the firepit" after the game. Ya know, kick back, relax, and just see what happens. Helps if your wife is into other women.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:25:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO???? I would have assumed that with having a wife and all you would already knew.... But it takes all kinds, anyway here's a little helper to get you through the super bowl / pool party. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:30:23 PM EDT
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Thanks for the warning guys. I'll be careful about what happens around the firepit and will be on the lookout for clues.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:35:03 PM EDT
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What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO????
They have a FIREPIT?!?! |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:43:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO???? |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:46:51 PM EDT
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Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it. Don't knock it until you've tried it Just have to find the right wrinkle. BAN HIM |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 1:51:01 PM EDT
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heard about a "sign" down ft. bragg way YEARS ago when the troops were deployed a large number of brooms and mops were leaned against the front windows. MP's busted like 40+ wives IN base housing for selling "pipe cleaning services" shall I say.
bet when the guys got back there were a couple DV's that got covered up really fast, and a bunch of divorces that got done really quick. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:03:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. If you haven't done so already, Google "Lemon Party". DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT google that!! now that was just damn wrong! and with the wife walking by and it opened up ..... i gots some exspalin to do now I was on EHOWA, Ernie's House Of Whoop Ass, one day looking through the pics which typically consisted of patriotic pics, troop pics and various other pics, I clicked on 'next' and turned around to talk to my son who was walking by. My son got this very weird look on his face while I was talking to him, I turned back to the monitor and there was Goatse with a wine bottle in his ass, big end first. Good times. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:03:58 PM EDT
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What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I have a hot tub and a fire pit. Does that mean I have to share my wife? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:05:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: A fire pit generally indicates satanism. LOL |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:17:29 PM EDT
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When your neighbor ask you to please bang his HOT wife, because she thinks your the man to do the job.
He then tells you he will be back in a hour and his wife is waiting in the bedroom. 
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:19:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it. Don't knock it until you've tried it Just have to find the right wrinkle. I does not wrinkle on the inside |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:19:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. Holy mother fuckin' shit! Seriously?Me and the wife are swingers? Just wait until she finds out!
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:26:13 PM EDT
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The firepit is being lit, the alcohol is flowing. Stand by folks...
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:34:27 PM EDT
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When they ask your "Do you SHARE?"
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:36:57 PM EDT
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Always heard it was an Anklet on a Wifes right ankle.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 2:48:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:12:17 PM EDT
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Always heard it was an Anklet on a Wifes right ankle. What does it mean if she always wears one on the left ankle? |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:14:28 PM EDT
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hmm, have had 2 friends that I go over to's houses that have firepits. both of them have good enough looking SO's that I'd be down.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:14:54 PM EDT
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Always heard it was an Anklet on a Wifes right ankle. What does it mean if she always wears one on the left ankle? Supposedly eats tuna.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:15:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. Dear Penthouse, I thought when I got my fire pit it would be my ticket to debauchery. After all, I already had the hot tub. Little did I know how right I would be..... |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:15:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers." DO...NOT...WANT. There is a swing club in my area that is entirely fat old leathery skinned old farts. NASTY
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:18:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:19:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. LMAO. I have a firepit. I dont swing though.
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:27:44 PM EDT
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I must be one super freaky sum bitch cause I have three of them.........I like firepits !
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:37:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: In other news, weird shit like this makes paying for internet worth it |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:44:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzx0nt8bSY1qzyukno1_500.png "What's the password"? "orrrgggyyy" Oh. Fuck. I rost. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:46:09 PM EDT
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I have a pool, working hot tub, and a fire pit. Occasionally I don't open the garage door completely when I walk the dog.
I didn't even know I was a swinger. Learn something new everyday I guess. |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:48:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: Check on Adulfriendfinder. And Craiglists Casual Encounters. Or...why not ask...
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:49:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mil-Spec awesome Z.Quoted: What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers. there are several in my neighborhood. I'm going to a Superbowl party in a few minutes with my wife. They have a pool. The wife is hot. There will be other couples there. THEY HAVE A FIREPIT. HOLY COW! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO???? |
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Posted: 2/6/2011 3:50:29 PM EDT
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I know some people who are swingers. I always thought it was weird that they owned two houses..... until i found out what they used the second house for.
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