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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 5/6/2002 3:41:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/6/2002 3:41:50 PM EDT by NOVA5]
got this from a LEO buddy of mine. SURVIVOR, TEXAS STYLE Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
Link Posted: 5/6/2002 6:57:58 PM EDT
LMAO...the pink volvo would end up flattened on 35 before it even left dallas... Frisco
Link Posted: 5/25/2002 10:27:28 PM EDT
no, even better. capture Osama. then have everyone in Dallas ready with baseball bats,crobars ect but no guns (we want him to die slowly) then set Osama down in the middle of the city. Have full video coverage and follow Osama seeing how long he can run before he gets caught and beat to death. [devil][}:D][stick][frag]
Link Posted: 5/25/2002 10:44:41 PM EDT
The only bad thing is that pink volvo would be completely acceptable in Austin, especially close to the UT campus. It wasn't until after I dropped out of UT that I was broken of my liberal leanings. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 12:34:35 AM EDT
But if it had a set of long-horns on the front it would be perfectly acceptable. bob [:D]
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