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Posted: 5/6/2002 10:54:23 AM EDT
This is probably the most beautifully written essay I've read in a while. Its hilarious... [url]http://www.filebox.vt.edu/users/rturpyn/essay.htm[/url]
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LMAO!!!!
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How do these people get into college??!!? This makes for a very good arguement for birth control in humans....
Link Posted: 5/6/2002 11:49:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By joho: How do these people get into college??!!? This makes for a very good arguement for birth control in humans....
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Aside from bad spelling and grammer, [i]because he was drunk[/i], what did he say that was so dumb? That man is a genius.
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I love this
The barred owl is not an exotic, it is domestic to the Pacific Northwest just like the Spotted owl. The only difference being that the barred owl is not so picky about what it eats and the surroundings that it lives in. My point? The barred owl is not a little bitch like the spotted owl, and it can take a few loggers walking around here and there without keeling over and dying.
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The man has a way with words.
Link Posted: 5/6/2002 2:46:41 PM EDT
Spotted owls are stupid, though. One breeding pair was so stupid they didn't know they were only supposed to live in so-called "ancient forests" and were perfectly content to make their nest in a KMart sign and feed on mice infesting a local McDonalds dumpster. Stupid owls! Broke the tree huggers hearts, that did.
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Newsflash 2025: Reports of the troublesome spotted owl infestations have become an epidemic. Nesting in every nook and tree, spotted owl droppings have become a major health threat, prompting politicians to lobby for spotted owl birth control drugs to be injected in the rat and mouse population... NPCRA (National Politically Correct Responsible Ameiliorationists), the successor of the NRA, has offered to donate Politically correct hormones to assist the task...
Link Posted: 5/6/2002 3:39:28 PM EDT
Stupid? Nothing that tasty is stupid.z (just a joke)
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Who Who [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/owl.gif[/img]
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