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Archived Locked [ARCHIVED THREAD] - My sphincter was hemorrhaging this morning...
Posted: 4/29/2002 9:08:30 AM EDT
I woke up early in the morning and had to run to throne before I lost structural integrity - it was a close call!

Now it's just kinda sore and pulsating.

I'm trying to narrow the cause down - do you think it was yesterday's Mexican food, or possibly my new prune juice IV drip?

Any ideas?

the_reject

Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:11:43 AM EDT
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Okay... This is getting out of hand now.. WTF Over?

Link Posted: 4/29/2002 10:27:41 AM EDT
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Actually, it's probably the ebola virus, and you only have just over 48 hours to live.  Get some drugs(enough to have fun for about 2 days), and then get thyself to a level 4 biohazard containment area, and make the best of your bad situation.  

Link Posted: 4/29/2002 10:29:46 AM EDT
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[puke]

Link Posted: 4/29/2002 10:35:11 AM EDT
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Sounds to me like you need to stop getting drunk at any place that has Queens in the name.

Archived Locked [ARCHIVED THREAD] - My sphincter was hemorrhaging this morning...
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