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Posted: 4/29/2002 8:41:31 AM EDT
I was having a little difficulty urinating, so I thought there might be some urethral blockage. I guess I got a little too enthusiastic with the reaming action, because I broke the rod off about halfway up inside my pee-pee. Do you guys think I need to see a doctor or wait a day or tw to see if it works out on its own?
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:43:13 AM EDT
Use a bit of C4 to get it out. Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:46:49 AM EDT
I will add that to my thread concerning what is wrong with AR15 people today.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:47:13 AM EDT
Shoot some CLP up in there, they don't call it "Break Free" for nothing!!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:48:00 AM EDT
This is where you significant other comes into play. [BD]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:48:46 AM EDT
OUCH! First - avoid ALL porn! Then make a 50/50 w/v solution of salt in vinegar and soak your genitals in it for 30minutes. Next, squirt in some WD40 (using the little red straw attachment) to loosen the glass shards. Finally, if that doesn't work, try using a wire coat-hanger with a little hook at the end to drag the little bits o'glass out. Good luck.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:50:42 AM EDT
::Uncontrollable laughter:: My peepee hurts!! Fuckin' funny!! -T.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:53:48 AM EDT
Drink lots of WD40 and then use a coat hanger to help it out while you try to pee.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:54:07 AM EDT
Listen carefully and do the following: 1. Find the uppermost end of the glass rod. 2. Squeeze your "part" right where the end of the rod is. 3. Continue squeezing (as hard as you have to) while you push the rod out the end of your wee-wee. 4. When you have finished, pour Listerine into your wee-wee to fight off infection. 5. Call your doctor and tell him what happened.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 8:57:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: I was having a little difficulty urinating, so I thought there might be some urethral blockage. I guess I got a little too enthusiastic with the reaming action, because I broke the rod off about halfway up inside my pee-pee. Do you guys think I need to see a doctor or wait a day or tw to see if it works out on its own?
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Yeah, I hate when that happens. Like this one time, I took...(an icepick?), yeah an icepick, and just started shoving it up my nose. Well, it wouldn't go up any further, so I got one of those...(ball peen hammers?)...yeah, one of those. And I started hammering the thing further up my nose. Oh, the pain...
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:01:49 AM EDT
ROFLMAO
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:02:58 AM EDT
What you need is a 4000 psi pressure wash flush out!!!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:05:54 AM EDT
Man, you guys and your half hearted advice, this guys in trouble, ok? Golgo, I assume the rod broke cleanly, and that there is a relativly large piece still up there? OK, first we need to deal with the large piece. Best thing is to put your unit on a workbench or the garage floor, you need something that won't give. Next, using the ROUND end of a ballpeen hammer (Believe me, any other type of hammer head will HURT) smash the rod until the pieces are more manageable. You will probably have to hit it many times. Next, take a turkey baster and fill it with very salty water (you know how the doctor tells you to garglewith salt water when you have a sore throat-same deal here). Shoot copious amounts of salt water into your unit. You may need to wait to regain consciousness to perform the second wash. Tie a shoelace or something around the base very tight to help stop the bleeding. I know this sounds drastic, but the alternative is going to the emergency room, and you KNOW that's gonna suck.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:05:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:08:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CITADELGRAD87: Man, you guys and your half hearted advice, this guys in trouble, ok? Golgo, I assume the rod broke cleanly, and that there is a relativly large piece still up there? OK, first we need to deal with the large piece. Best thing is to put your unit on a workbench or the garage floor, you need something that won't give. Next, using the ROUND end of a ballpeen hammer (Believe me, any other type of hammer head will HURT) smash the rod until the pieces are more manageable. You will probably have to hit it many times. Next, take a turkey baster and fill it with very salty water (you know how the doctor tells you to garglewith salt water when you have a sore throat-same deal here). Shoot copious amounts of salt water into your unit. You may need to wait to regain consciousness to perform the second wash. Tie a shoelace or something around the base very tight to help stop the bleeding. I know this sounds drastic, but the alternative is going to the emergency room, and you KNOW that's gonna suck.
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LMAO!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:16:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 9:18:21 AM EDT by 95thFoot]
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: I was having a little difficulty urinating, so I thought there might be some urethral blockage. I guess I got a little too enthusiastic with the reaming action, because I broke the rod off about halfway up inside my pee-pee. Do you guys think I need to see a doctor or wait a day or tw to see if it works out on its own?
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Did you try this before or after you used your new at-home, do-it-yourself trepanning kit? Somehow I think it was after...[rolleyes] Get thee to a urologist. Get the pee-pee problem cured, then get thee to a psychiatrist. Anybody who'd put anything inside his penis needs...ummmm...help[%|]... [whacko]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:30:05 AM EDT
Rod & Peter, that's the name, you just flush your problems down the drain: Rod & Peter, Rod & Peter, Rod & Peter. Jay [img]http://www.commspeed.net/jmurray/images/iroc-cop.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:35:01 AM EDT
Mechanical methods of extraction pose an excessive risk of further splintering and lacerations. The proper approach is to find a blast furnace with an operating temperature above 1100 degrees Celsius. Place the afflicted organ in the furnace and wait until the glass simply melts and runs out without any messy probing or pounding.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:36:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 9:36:33 AM EDT by CLP]
Originally Posted By s0ulzer0: Shoot some CLP up in there, they don't call it "Break Free" for nothing!!
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I object to this. On a number of levels.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 9:39:12 AM EDT
Melvin Pee Red some times!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:08:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CITADELGRAD87: Man, you guys and your half hearted advice, this guys in trouble, ok? Golgo, I assume the rod broke cleanly, and that there is a relativly large piece still up there? OK, first we need to deal with the large piece. Best thing is to put your unit on a workbench or the garage floor, you need something that won't give. Next, using the ROUND end of a ballpeen hammer (Believe me, any other type of hammer head will HURT) smash the rod until the pieces are more manageable. You will probably have to hit it many times. Next, take a turkey baster and fill it with very salty water (you know how the doctor tells you to garglewith salt water when you have a sore throat-same deal here). Shoot copious amounts of salt water into your unit. You may need to wait to regain consciousness to perform the second wash. Tie a shoelace or something around the base very tight to help stop the bleeding. I know this sounds drastic, but the alternative is going to the emergency room, and you KNOW that's gonna suck.
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Laughed till I cried... Thanks
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:18:48 AM EDT
Flushing could be the best solution. Drink a case of beer, which will dull the pain, and cause you to urinate(a lot). Pee 'em right out. If necessary, use a Shop Vac to assist the fluid/glass on it's way out. Next time, don't use a glass rod to root around in your urethra. That's what your Leatherman is for.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:20:34 AM EDT
Thanks guys! Now I know, and knowing is half the battle!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:21:19 AM EDT
ROTFLMAO! Thanks a lot guys. Now I have to clean out the coffee I just spit all over my monitor and keyboard!
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 11:33:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs: Used a coat hanger !!!!
ROTFLMAO! That reminds me of a trauma patient that came in here recently. He had swallowed several balloons full of dope and was using a coat hanger to try and fish them out of his stomach. Only problem was that he perforated his esophagus with the coat hanger. He came in to the emergency room with his head tilted back and the end of the hanger still sticking out of his mouth. Another solution you might try is to stick an air hose up your ass and see if you can blow the glass rod out..........
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:01:52 PM EDT
All you guys were funny but CITADELGRAD87 you take the cake. I am still laughing.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:04:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rickyj: All you guys were funny but CITADELGRAD87 you take the cake. I am still laughing.
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I'll second that.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 12:08:30 PM EDT
Just ignore it. It will either work its way out, or you will die a painful infected death. Either way it will save you the embarassment of having to see a doctor. We are the only ones who know, and we won't tell anyone.
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 1:32:55 PM EDT
[RED][SIZE=6]WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??[/SIZE=6][/RED]
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