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Posted: 4/29/2002 6:51:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 8:50:27 AM EDT by Benjamin0001]
One Maimed by a mill One person shocked themself one person bit themself.. One person Shot theirself with a .22 practising their quick draw.... GOLGO13 SENT THIS IN
I was having a little difficulty urinating, so I thought there might be some urethral blockage. I guess I got a little too enthusiastic with the reaming action, because I broke the rod off about halfway up inside my pee-pee. Do you guys think I need to see a doctor or wait a day or tw to see if it works out on its own?
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I just bought a new pair of barber sheers.. a C-MON Saber blade by Peter J. Michels INC. Lancaster PA. .. these baby's are expensive and super sharp. I had an appointment with a customer and running late.. after shaving and brushing my teeth, I grabbed my new sheers and commenced to snipping a few nose hairs.. somehow I snipped right through the outer ring of my right nostril. about a quarter inch and bleeding all over the place.. the white shirt was already ruined, I grabbed a roll of toilet paper, box of Band-Aids and a new shirt running out the door... doctored myself during the 45 minute commute trying to stop the bleeding.. Felt like a fool explaining to my customer the stunt I pulled
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I just want to know what is going on???
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:53:34 AM EDT
Loose nuts between the seat and the keyboard. Mike
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:53:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:55:37 AM EDT
I guess I musta blanked that one out. hahaha ROTF.. Oh Lord. I will have to fix it. Ben
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:55:54 AM EDT
I think Computerguy and NSFJoJo are behind it.[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:58:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Benjamin0001: One Maimed by a mill One person shocked themself one person bit themself.. I just want to know what is going on???
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I don't know about the rest of you losres, but I'm perfectly safe in my AAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE [chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 6:59:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 7:05:40 AM EDT by toaster]
I still want to hear stories from members who have chain-sawed themselves. LOL!! It was a good day to call in sick!![:D] -T. Edited to add:[chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:01:39 AM EDT
[grenade]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:12:52 AM EDT
I once tore a thumbnail loading AR mags. [>Q] Is anyone impressed or sympathetic? [:O]
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:16:31 AM EDT
You're a Marine Jarhead , One of Uncle Sams Misguided Children.. No one expects you to do anything but take a full cannon shot in the stomach and say , HUH??? I say that with total and complete respect. Ben
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:24:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 7:25:44 AM EDT by ARndog]
It's national "attempt to maim or kill yourself in some idiotic way" week...I did my part to keep the hospitals full...did you???? [shock][shock][shock][shock][shock][shock][sh­ock][shock][shock][shock]...ouch
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:31:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/29/2002 7:32:07 AM EDT by Benjamin0001]
[img]http://www.easycarts.net/ecarts/FutureHorizonsinc/images/MIND_lg.jpg[/img] As AIMLESS stated on another thread its the Democrat Underground. Ben
Link Posted: 4/29/2002 7:33:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Benjamin0001: You're a Marine Jarhead , One of Uncle Sams Misguided Children.. No one expects you to do anything but take a full cannon shot in the stomach and say , HUH??? I say that with total and complete respect. Ben
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Hey, it's been said before that one way to save money on the Pentagon budget with no impact on troop welfare would be to do away with helmets for the Marine Corps.... [(:)] Nothing to hurt in there anyway, right? [:D]
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