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Posted: 4/26/2002 11:28:10 AM EDT
-Stolen from Nick at FSN- 10 - Other students get real wires and batteries to practice building bombs with; you get tinkertoys. 9 - Your "car bomb"? An old Peugeot. 8 - The bomb vest you get doesn't have enough explosive to kill you, much less anyone else. 7 - Your target? The broken parking meter in front of the mosque that takes everyone's change but doesn't ring up any time. 6 - "Final message" video is used to record a "Happy Days" re-run. 5 - Relatives have to pay Arafat for the semtex you used. 4 - Daily "special mission" is to Checkers to pick up a chili dog for the cell commander. 3 - Flying practice with a Cessna - 1/10th scale and you make the engine noises. 2 - You're torn between your hate for the infidels and your love for Christina Aguilera. 1 - Your mother keeps trying to talk you into being a doctor or lawyer.
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