I'd thought I share my idea with you...
A few days ago, the local 10 O'clock news was trying to pawn off kittens from the Humane Society to its viewers. Sadly they are overrun with homeless kittens. They posted a phone number where you could call. I doubted that people would call.
Coincidently, a friend of mine wants a kitten. She has convinced me to tag along to the Humane Society to help pick one out. Being the Humane Society closes at 5:00pm, a found this inconvenient and rather bothersome.
Seen below is my solution. Patrons can come at any hour of the day at purchase a lovely kitten from my machine. Now since the kittens can now be displayed in high traffic areas, I believe that less kittens are going to be homeless.
This is only the prototype. I was thinking about adding a "super-fun happy slide" for some entertainment value as the kittens falls down to the vending tray. Better yet, I was going to install a dunk tank for the kitten to fall into. That way they come out nice and clean, an added bonus for the money.
-anonymous inventor
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