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Posted: 4/23/2002 1:26:22 PM EDT
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I'd make up my own. "Super Firearms Man" I would stop crimes using firearms, somehow completely legally. I would also be able to conceal ANY firearm, from a pocket gun to a Barett(sp?). Don't ask how. My efforts would make the world a safer and convince even the liberals [b]firearms ARE a good thing.[/b]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:41:37 PM EDT
Libertarian Man
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:46:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2002 5:17:46 PM EDT by ilikelegs]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:50:47 PM EDT
Clearly Batman as re-envisioned by Frank Miller is about the most extraordinary individual around. He's got no "super powers" he's just richer than King Midas with an extraordinary intellect and the drive to excell in anything and everything that aids his mission. In the end he beat Superman to a pulp through the effective exercise of technology and teamwork to maximize Batman's strengths while maximizing "The Big Blue Schoolboy's" weaknesses. Of course that level of resources, intellect and training are nearly impossible to maintain concurrently. No-one can train that hard physically, while constantly growing mentally, running a business empire, handling difficult criminal caseloads, and constantly developing new technologies to support the effort. But hey, we're talking about super heroes here. Doc Savage and The Shadow are also big time favorites for similar reasons.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:15:05 PM EDT
Retired-Man! Able to rise before noon and jump to his recliner in a single bound!!!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:22:05 PM EDT
The Shadow. or Aquaman!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:25:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By icemanat95: Clearly Batman as re-envisioned by Frank Miller is about the most extraordinary individual around. He's got no "super powers" he's just richer than King Midas with an extraordinary intellect and the drive to excell in anything and everything that aids his mission.
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Oh, and he's borderline PSYCHOTIC. "It's thoughts like that that keep me warm at night."
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:30:35 PM EDT
But, as long as you mention Miller-modified super heroes, might as well go with the original: Daredevil. Blind with super senses, and he could KICK ASS. Oh, and he went PSYCHOTIC, too. I'm starting to see a trend.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 4:43:50 PM EDT
Have to go with Wonder Woman on this one....purely perverted reasons. mmmmm Linda Carter...... But seriously, does anybody else remember Deathlok the Demolisher? (Marvel Comics....Cyborg)
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 4:56:25 PM EDT
Handy-Man, from In Living Color
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 4:59:00 PM EDT
A second vote for Retired Man! Only with a sportfisherman with a Hooters girl crew and cocktails on demand!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:03:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2002 5:05:12 PM EDT by SigBlueStar]
I cant belive you people left out PUNISHER !!! This is the man to be dam it !!! All the guns you can have !!! Here a list [url]http://www.marvel.com/comics/bios/bio_punisher.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:09:12 PM EDT
Super-Man Entierly from a perverted X-ray vision point of view [}:D]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:09:46 PM EDT
I'm not much a do-gooder, so I guess I'd be The Black Manta, Evil Genius. With my jet black 1976 Ford Thunderbird that turns into a submarine and my Colt 1911 with grips that I carved from the tooth of a sperm whale I'd rule the world's oceans and Wonder Woman would call me Big Pappa. Anyway, I've never cared for DC. Make mine Marvel (tm)!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:09:59 PM EDT
Old school wolverine. Adamantium endoskeleton, claws, and regeneration. He's pretty tough to put down. I was pretty upset when I heard he lost the adamantium. Bone claws are stupid... Viper Out
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 5:15:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2002 5:18:01 PM EDT by LotBoy]
Liberalman Just for the hell of it
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 6:40:40 PM EDT
Dimensinal Portal man! with the ability to travel to other dimensions with out getting lost
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 7:22:21 PM EDT
None of the above...I would be: The Tick!! And American Maid would be my beeyotch!! [img]http://users.erols.com/smartguy/tick.gif[/img] -T.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 7:25:08 PM EDT
Wolverine got his adamantium back eventually, I don't know when or how.
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