"The water was not fit to drink.
To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it."
- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
"A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle;
all neck and belly and no head."
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and
furthermore always carry a small snake."
- W. C. Fields (1880-1946)
US actor, comedian
"If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money,
sleep with his women and still vote against him in the
morning, you don't belong in politics."
- Brian Redman