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Posted: 4/22/2002 11:33:26 AM EDT
ALCOHOL, TOBACCO & FIREARMS who's bringing the chips?
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:08:36 PM EDT
I get more comments on this t-shirt than any others I own. Most are positive, with a few raised eyebrows.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:12:37 PM EDT
I saw this one last summer; [i]Stupid fags, dicks are for chicks[/i] [:D] [:D] [:D]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:21:03 PM EDT
Two I like: YOU SAY PSYCHO LIKE ITS A BAD THING (broken lettering) I used to be schizophrenic but we're fine now
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:24:10 PM EDT
[center][size=3][b]I AM A PROFESSIONAL [/size=3][i]Do Not Try This at Home![/i][/b][/center]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:34:10 PM EDT
I CAN FIX ANYTHING. Where's the Duct tape?
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:49:29 PM EDT
[center][size=3]Eat Right, Exercise,[/size=3] [size=4][i]DIE ANYWAY[/i][/size=4][/center]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:52:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2002 12:54:33 PM EDT by shaggy]
One I've seen in NYC a few times... [center][B]Welcome to New York City[/B][/center] [center][i](a picture of a S&W .38)[/i][/center] [center]DUCK MOTHERFUCKER!!![/CENTER]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 12:55:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Malpaso: ALCOHOL, TOBACCO & FIREARMS who's bringing the chips?
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I need that.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 1:06:20 PM EDT
I'll bring chips.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 1:11:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2002 1:12:00 PM EDT by Kissel]
A buddy brought this one back from a surf shop in Hawaii. I just don't have the balls to wear it in public: "If it swells, ride it".
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 1:43:42 PM EDT
I saw one a while back on 6th street...: FUCK Y'ALL I'm from Texas
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 1:55:40 PM EDT
Im a bomb technician If you see me running, try to keep up.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 1:59:26 PM EDT
I have a t-shirt I got from www.oughtsix.com that has the powder blue UN logo, encircled by a crosshairs, and underneath it reads "Got Ammo?" Have been getting some strange looks and comments from it. [sniper]
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Once saw a girl whose shirt said: Hard Cock Cafe [}:D]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 3:01:28 PM EDT
You need the B.A.T.F shirt. Babes, Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 3:25:47 PM EDT
My favorite was on some hard core biker guy....had a Harley on the front, and across the back it read, "If you can read this..... the bitch fell off."
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[Last Edit: 4/22/2002 4:10:24 PM EDT by Diss_ipator]
Originally Posted By JonnieGTyler: I saw this one last summer; [i]Stupid fags, dicks are for chicks[/i] [:D] [:D] [:D]
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I believe that goes [i]Silly Faggot Dicks are for Chicks[/i] [img]www.grudge-match.com/Images/trix.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 4:36:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2002 4:39:27 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Here's one of my favorites. [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/colsanders.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 4:43:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2002 4:48:07 PM EDT by CAR15_M4]
Best one I've seen so far place a close 2nd to Troy's..... " SNIPER...You can run, but you'll only die tired" P.s. There are TON's of that girl geared down Troy (I have a bunch too...LOL) edited because I forgot how to type
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 4:51:52 PM EDT
I Face Danger Everyday , then on the weekends she lets me hunt wild boars
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 5:11:03 PM EDT
Rehab is for quitters.... Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 5:26:06 PM EDT
in japanese "looking for a japanese girlfriend"
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 5:52:08 PM EDT
I've got one that says Jesus Is Coming Look Busy Alot of people don't get the joke.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 5:58:58 PM EDT
blink if you're horny.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 6:29:15 PM EDT
I saw an interesting T shirt a couple of weeks at a gun show in Northern Idaho. I think it is a little too racist for the rest of the country: If we knew then what we know now we would have picked our own cotton!
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 7:04:57 PM EDT
Saw one I thought was funny. Had a picture of Klansmen that said " The original boys in the Hood."
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 7:33:43 PM EDT
The best one I've ever had was Hard Rock Cafe Bagdad (closed due to heavy desert storm)
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 8:02:39 PM EDT
My brother has a tee-shirt reading "Guy Fawkes - the only man to enter Parliament with honorable intentions" You have to be a Brit to understand this one. Guido Fawkes was an anarchist who, on November 5th 1605, attempted to blow up the British House of Parliament with a huge quantity of gunpowder that he smuggled into the basement. This conspiracy, later termed the "Gunpowder Plot", was foiled at the last minute :( Ever since, November 5th has been called Guy Fawkes night, and is celebrated with the lighting of bonfires, fireworks and burning effigies of Fawkes.
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 8:46:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2002 12:53:59 AM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
My favorite shirt is from a company down in Cabo San Lucas called [i]Die Trying[/i], they have a ton but, my favorite: [size=4]When it's upside down and burning, you've gone too fast. - Die Trying Racing[/size=4]
Link Posted: 4/22/2002 8:51:08 PM EDT
Second favorite was a shirt that said "Hold my hammer while I nail your girlfriend"
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Used to see this one at gun shows in the late 80's and early 90's: "There is no problem that cant be solved with the proper application of high explosives." And Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 4:06:49 AM EDT
A friend of mine had one that read: "You wear your X and I wear mine." On the shirt was a BIG rebel flag. It sure turned a lot of heads.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 6:45:42 AM EDT
I bought a shirt in a bar in the Delray section of Detroit that shows a smoking revolver and some bullet holes. The slogan says, "Come back to Detroit. We missed you the first time!"
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:04:45 PM EDT
My favorite is the Wilie Coyote t-shirt in which he finally gets the Roadrunner with his new ACME AR-15.
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 12:49:47 AM EDT
1GUNRUNNER, I have a 'Die Trying t-shirt' that says,"I can't go to work today, the voices are telling me to stay home and clean the guns." Their t-shirts are awesome. Adrian
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 1:36:58 AM EDT
Agent in windbreaker, sidearm and badge out caption - "I'm from the government, I'm here to help." BIG hit at gun shows... "Smile when you call me Whacko!" "You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to ME!" "Hazardous deviced technician. If you see me run, try to catch up." "I choked Linda Lovelace" Had that one since HS - got in trouble for wearing it there, too. "Wierd, crafty, and marginally sane." "Dangerously Over-educated." "I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you." "I said INTERROGATE the prisoner - not VENTILATE." For working on the ride - "It's in the shop being readied for the next failure." The one I wear to first aid classes - "Oh quit whining - you've got another leg!" I have more... FFZ
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 3:40:50 AM EDT
I got a shirt at a George Carlin show and it says on the back. "Simon Says, Go Fuck Yourself" St. Louis Bob
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 7:16:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2002 7:29:37 AM EDT by 71-Hour_Achmed]
Originally Posted By StealthyBlagga: My brother has a tee-shirt reading "Guy Fawkes - the only man to enter Parliament with honorable intentions"
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Yessss!
You have to be a Brit to understand this one.
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No you don't.
Ever since, November 5th has been called Guy Fawkes night, and is celebrated with the lighting of bonfires, fireworks and burning effigies of Fawkes.
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"Remember, remember The fifth of November Gunpowder, treason, and plot!" Every Nov. 5th, I celebrate Guy Fawkes' valiant effort. ---- I have a very nice, thoroughly worn-out tee shirt which has a portrait of George Washington in blue in the upper left (as someone views it), with red stripes composed of the words: ...........Government ...GW...is not reason ....pic...It is not ...........eloquence I t i s f o r c e. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. (The character widths on the shirt are adjusted so they come out neatly.) Note that the design is copyrighted. If I recall correctly, the designer's name is Larry Cagle, and he lives in Illinois. If you know him, let me know where I can get a new one. [:)]
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