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Posted: 4/19/2002 12:41:29 PM EDT
*Tax Increase For Males* Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers Gentlemen: The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER." Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are both nuts. Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale listed below to determine you tax. Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z, line 69 of your State Income Tax Form. Very truly yours, IRS Addenum PECKER-CHECKER SCALE 10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00 Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not request an extension.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 12:48:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cgwahl: PECKER-CHECKER SCALE 10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00 Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not request an extension.
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So does this mean that [b]Necromancer[/b] "pulled" himself into a higher tax-bracket? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 12:53:22 PM EDT
"Balls said the Queen, if I had two I could be King" "Nay said the Jack, I have two and I'm not King"
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:01:08 PM EDT
Yay! Another refund! And I thought this was a bad thing...
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:03:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cgwahl: The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER."
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There's most likely some Gov't stooge with a bad comb-over trying to figure out how they can do it as we speak...
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:27:38 PM EDT
Great, I'm now in the top most tax bracket...[}:D]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:50:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ChrisLe: Great, I'm now in the top most tax bracket...[}:D]
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Pfft...you'll get audited for sure. Cold hands!!! COLD HANDS!!! [:)]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:34:32 PM EDT
what deductions are available? is joint filing available?
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:38:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:13:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ECS: "Balls said the Queen, if I had two I could be King" "Nay said the Jack, I have two and I'm not King"
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Is timing saluting cannons a hobby of yours, or did that have some other meaning? :)
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:25:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cgwahl: *Tax Increase For Males* Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers Gentlemen: The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER." Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are both nuts. Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale listed below to determine you tax. Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z, line 69 of your State Income Tax Form. Very truly yours, IRS Addenum PECKER-CHECKER SCALE 10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00 6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00 Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not request an extension.
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so are you complaining cuz you have to get a refund?
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:42:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
Originally Posted By cgwahl: *Tax Increase For Males*
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so are you complaining cuz you have to get a refund?
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Ummm, of course not...[thinking]
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 3:49:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2002 5:51:24 PM EDT
How about those with a less 4 inch unit receiving a tax credit, even if they owe no taxes. What woman could do anything but laugh at a man with a <4" unit? Which means that a man with a sub 4" unit is not likely to be breeding welfare mammas and creating more welfare babies for the tax payer to care for. For the reason above these men should be rewarded for their short comings. I certainly hope this policy is put in to place shortly.
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