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Posted: 4/17/2002 8:39:00 PM EDT
My girlfriend just dumped my ass so now I'm single. Problem is I haven't been single in a LONG time and have been out of the dating game. Depressed is an major understatement. Where's a good guy like me supposed to find a good girl these days? The cop lifestyle (steady midnight shift, odd days/non weekends off) is tough on my social life, trust me the "blue magnet" is a myth. On top of that, all my friends are married/engaged and have no friends as dating possibilities. Looks like I have some issues to deal with huh? Oh well, just wanted to publicly bitch and moan for a sec.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:45:51 PM EDT
Sorry to hear that man. I really am. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:47:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:48:00 PM EDT
You improvise, you adapt, you overcome. You get a detail at Scores.[:D]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:53:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2002 8:57:30 PM EDT by Mortech]
Well think of the money you'll save , and vaseline is cheaper [thinking][;D]!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:53:17 PM EDT
Waverunner... Join the crowd... one month and counting since I've been single... depressing to say the least... it gets better... really... I didnt realize how much time I devoted to her.. I am actually getting things accomplished since she's been gone... Now that you'll be buying the groceries again, the frozen food section in my local supermarket seems to be full of friendly ladies... [:)]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:58:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: You get a detail at Scores.[:D]
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That's why, I love you some times!!!!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:02:44 PM EDT
I once heard nurses are good bets because they very often work those same shifts. Just a thought. BTW, use your new found freedom wisely. There's more than one nudie bar with your name on it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:05:26 PM EDT
I was thinking the BRC might be a good start! Any single women going?
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:06:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:09:12 PM EDT
Sorry to hear your about your situation. You're a cop, you must put plenty of fine lookin' women in handcuffs each week. Lots of tatooed girlfriend material there. Ask one out after they post bail and tell them you want to put the handcuffs on again at home.[:D]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:10:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:18:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lazyshooter: Sorry to hear your about your situation. You're a cop, you must put plenty of fine lookin' women in handcuffs each week. Lots of tatooed girlfriend material there. Ask one out after they post bail and tell them you want to put the handcuffs on again at home.[:D]
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100% Negative. Could you imagine? Q - So how did you first meet? A - Well I was responding to an assault in progress......
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:23:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:26:07 PM EDT
At least you had a womenz.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:27:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aimless:
Originally Posted By Waverunner: My girlfriend just dumped my ass so now I'm single. Problem is I haven't been single in a LONG time and have been out of the dating game. Depressed is an major understatement. Where's a good guy like me supposed to find a good girl these days? The cop lifestyle (steady midnight shift, odd days/non weekends off) is tough on my social life, trust me the "blue magnet" is a myth. On top of that, all my friends are married/engaged and have no friends as dating possibilities. Looks like I have some issues to deal with huh? Oh well, just wanted to publicly bitch and moan for a sec.
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My girlfriend has a friend in the city who has a real turd of a boyfriend that I'd love to see go away. Any chance you speak Korean (mama must approve don't you know)? [:D]
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No, actually I'm filipino but I also speak Glock
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:29:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: At least you had a womenz.
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I feel your pain buddy.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:31:33 PM EDT
Welcome to the club buddy. I joined the Imbroglio crew when I moved here in TX. Shit I haven't gotten laid in mos. You'll get used to it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:34:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Necromancer: I haven't gotten laid in mos. You'll get used to it.
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Waaaaaaaaa!!![>(]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:45:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: No, actually I'm filipino but I also speak Glock
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Thats just it, you gotta learn to lay aside the Glock talk till you get laid, then let her see that you are a gun crazy cop who just wanted to get laid. By this point, your mission is accomplished, and who cares if she runs out screaming.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 10:22:52 PM EDT
Sorry to hear that. I have been single for 2 years. My ex dumped me for no apparent reason. That was the first time I ever got dumped so I took it pretty hard. If I were you, I'd get a whole lot of porn. Jenna Jameson can take your mind off lots of things!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 10:24:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/17/2002 10:32:00 PM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
[*] Join a gym, lose wait and gain some lean mass [*] Dye your hair blonde, leave the roots dark.[/*] [*] Grow a goatee.[/*] [*] Buy a Harley Softail Custom.[/*] [*] Turn the house into a bitchin' bachelors pad with big screen, DVD, bar, mood lights and a kick ass stereo.[/*] [*] Buy a condom machine and put it up in your guest bathroom.[/*] [*] Change out whatever magazines she [i]had[/i] laying on the coffee table and replace them with Playboy.[/*] [*] Don't say I love you.[/*] [*] Never, ever give her a key to the place![/*] [*]... You'll see just how quickly you've forgotten her! It works. Really![/*]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 12:30:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2002 12:34:19 AM EDT by bobbyjack]
Any uniform is a real chick magnet,even if its a bone chestplate with buckskin leggins. Just be cool and take your time you will see if you don't believe me just ask chimbrozo. At least it means you got a steady job. bob cole [whacko]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 3:27:40 AM EDT
Sorry to hear that man. Get out right away and get back into the scene. Do you get any time at all for the nightlife scene? This is the fun times of being single, chances are slim of finding someone you will want to be with permanently. But while your waiting, enjoy the party scene and compile a list to call upon time to time. [<]:)] Call this hotline weekly for the hot spots. If you haven't heard of it this guy sounds a little fruity, but he picks the best spots around nyc and we have yet to be dissapointed. He tells you everything from admission to passwords, dress requirements etc. You will be in clubs/lounges that in a month or two will be considered the hottest spots. You will have already been there and established a presence in them![}:D] 212-439-1192 340-1233 229-7717 Good luck and enjoy yourself for a while! Also if you are on the shy side, check out some lounges in the village. Great place to meet chics there, and they are very friendly. You will find it much easier to get some convo going with good looking chics in the village, then some of the Manhatten club chics. With your work hours you might also want to check out the happy hour scenes. Those are great places to meet more of a decent quality women and older more mature women. Usually drinks are cheaper, no admissions, and free food! It is something alot of us do when we want a change of scene and also do not want to dump lots of cash on drinks. Oh yeah don't get caught up in buying drinks for women. Alot of them play onto to that. Most of the time they will buy you drinks!! But if they see a sucker paying for drinks they will take advantage of you. I'm moving to Florida 2nd week of May. Had to pass on the Baird Jones line to another single NY'r! Enjoy it, use it wisely..... [+]:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 3:31:54 AM EDT
Looks like happy hour tonight at the Gemini Lounge 221 2nd Ave, NYC
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 3:54:15 AM EDT
"Something leaves...Something arrives Something ends.....Something begins" So cheer up! and look at the bright side. There is that 20 years old blonde from Georgia who just won the lottery....and she is single! [:)]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:16:07 AM EDT
When you're old dog dies, there's only one way to get over it. Get a [b]new puppy![/b] [:D] Eric The(Unfortunately,She,Too,WillGrowIntoA'RealB­itch')Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:21:38 AM EDT
Sorry man, beeen there, but the Mrs. makes up for all the heartache. I now a few women that are having the same problem, no decent guys around. They are all looking in the wrong placces. You go tot a bar, you get a woman that wants to get laid. Well would you want to spend your life with a woman like that, well at least after the sun comes up. I stopped looking and let it happen. Find someone that you can get along with and then worry about getting laid.....
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:26:00 AM EDT
If you're not already a member, join a gym - NYSC or Crunch - and start taking classes (dance, aerobics, boxing, yoga, whatever...). The classes are kind of silly, but at least at the NYSC where I go, they're loaded with cute girls. Actually, if you can bear the thought of doing yoga, I have a friend who went to a yoga place where several well known models were regulars. Yeah, its yoga and thats cheezy, but you get to meet good looking women in an atmosphere that doesn't reek of 'meat-market'. Never heard of or tried that party line thing Taelil suggested, but it sounds like its worth a try. If all else fails, you're welcome to come wallow in your own crapulence with me - Whiskey Ward, usually Wednesday nights.
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:33:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By shaggy: If you're not already a member, join a gym - NYSC or Crunch - and start taking classes (dance, aerobics, boxing, yoga, whatever...). The classes are kind of silly, but at least at the NYSC where I go, they're loaded with cute girls. Actually, if you can bear the thought of doing yoga, I have a friend who went to a yoga place where several well known models were regulars. Yeah, its yoga and thats cheezy, but you get to meet good looking women in an atmosphere that doesn't reek of 'meat-market'. Never heard of or tried that party line thing Taelil suggested, but it sounds like its worth a try. If all else fails, you're welcome to come wallow in your own crapulence with me - Whiskey Ward, usually Wednesday nights.
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If nothing else, the yoga girls I know are extremely bendy. [bounce]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:33:13 AM EDT
Verified places to meet a woman that isn't a ho: 1. Church. (I know, I never took advantage of this one, either.) 2. Readings, discussion groups, etc. at the big book stores like Barnes and Noble. They schedule this kind of thing every day of the week. 3. Community College Continuing Education Classes. They are cheap (usually less than $100)and are an excellent place to meet people. They are also an opportunity to learn dancing, cooking, painting, or any of a million other things. 4. Weddings, Funerals, Birthday Parties. Never miss a chance to go to a function like these. That niece/nephew/coworker's kid who has a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese is a resource, dammit! Lot's of MILFs, unmarried aunts, older sisters, etc. tend to be in attendance. Weddings and funerals have long since been sccientifically proven to make women horny. Mainly, don't seem to desperate/eager. Women, justifiably, don't like needy men. Bill, from "King of the Hill" is a model of behaviors to avoid.
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:48:50 AM EDT
Wave, I know someone there that if you want, I could hook you up. Her name is Mary Palmer. [;)][;)][;)] riddler
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:58:55 AM EDT
If I were you, I'd get a whole lot of porn. Jenna Jameson can take your mind off lots of things!
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[img]http://www.sk8shop.com/stories/porn/jenna.jpg[/img] It was an effort to find a pic of this slut with her cloths on... [bounce]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 6:13:43 AM EDT
Alternatively, you might simply want to invest in one of these: [url]http://www.realdoll.com/[/url]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 6:23:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2002 6:28:09 AM EDT by Am-O-Tramp]
Waverunner, boner dust can be caused by a man suddenly changing cleaning solvents, it's true. You haven't stopped using #9 recently have you? The girls won't admitt it, but it makes them want to, after being exposed to it's manly sent after only a few times they gotta have it. WSJ ran a poll asking wives and girlfriends of shooters what would cause them to dump their partner in a heart beat,--->you guessed it, absence of the sent of good old #9 in the relationship. Put some on your cap and the girls will follow you home. If you look closely at the bottom of the label (in very small print) Hoppes says it will not be held responsible for the support of any children, or clothing which has been torn off by horny womenz due to misuse of their product. Good Luck old man, don't let the next one get away, you got cuffs, use em. HEHEHE
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 6:26:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 8:16:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By EdAvilaSr:
Originally Posted By realist: It was an effort to find a pic of this slut with her cloths on... [bounce]
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No doubt about it.You are a pig in wolf's clothing![;)] Jeeez,don't you have time to answer my emails anymore? [:)]
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Hey now, I never heard of this girl till today... To be a true Pig, you must Lust for Hillary, Reno, Rosie and Mules... [;)]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 8:24:35 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: On top of that, all my friends are married/engaged [...]
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Actually, I've always had good luck hitting on my friend's wives/girlfriends. Look at this as an untapped resource to help you over the rough spots. [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 8:26:02 AM EDT
Waverunner, Sorry to hear about your loss man..if everything fails, there always "plastic woman".
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 8:37:59 AM EDT
I have been separated, moved out, and single from my g-friend for 5 weeks now. The hunt for a new home and moving kept my brain occupied. Once I had settled in the shock set in and yes it was difficult to deal with. Even though the decision to separate was my own, I rarely know what I am doing, and I missed her tremendiously (I still do) after I moved out. Waverunner, I know it is depressing. What has helped me the most is that my X was willing to talk and we hashed out the details of why our relationship failed. She is to strong to take my a$$ back and I know in my heart she is not the one. The first step to moving on is finding closure. Go now and find some closure. As far as finding another......just keep your eyes open. Womanz, they are everywhere.
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 10:58:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mortech: Well think of the money you'll save , and vaseline is cheaper [thinking][;D]!
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so how many kittens have u killed
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 11:06:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: My girlfriend just dumped my ass so now I'm single. Problem is I haven't been single in a LONG time and have been out of the dating game. Depressed is an major understatement. Where's a good guy like me supposed to find a good girl these days? The cop lifestyle (steady midnight shift, odd days/non weekends off) is tough on my social life, trust me the "blue magnet" is a myth. On top of that, all my friends are married/engaged and have no friends as dating possibilities. Looks like I have some issues to deal with huh? Oh well, just wanted to publicly bitch and moan for a sec.
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Welcome to the LotBoy Club!
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 11:36:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 11:40:29 AM EDT
Been there, and It's damn depressing. Things will improve though, and sooner than you think.
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 2:10:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By realist: I am actually getting things accomplished since she's been gone... Now that you'll be buying the groceries again, the frozen food section in my local supermarket seems to be full of friendly ladies... [:)]
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"Ok, mister! Step AWAY from the fish sticks! Man, you are NEVER shopping in this store again!" [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 2:16:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: I was thinking the BRC might be a good start! Any single women going?
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Hurricane_Emily will be there, but you'll have to wait 17 years before her overly-protective, mean, nasty SOB father will even consider letting her date. (25 is about right, don't you think, guys?) [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 2:38:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2002 2:55:50 PM EDT by Code39]
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: When you're old dog dies, there's only one way to get over it. Get a [b]new puppy![/b] [:D] Eric The(Unfortunately,She,Too,WillGrowIntoA'RealB­itch' )Hun[>]:)]
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Please visit Eric the Hun's website! [shock] [url]www.thehun.com[/url] The Hun has kept his sight secret long enough! Sorry to hear that your gal left! Ya lucky bastard! [beer] [beer][beer] Eric, hope you're not [pissed]
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