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Posted: 4/17/2002 4:02:55 PM EDT
I think God likes the Imperial Lugers...."Gott mit uns" and all that. How about you, what G_N do you think god likes? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:07:50 PM EDT
AR15 of course!! Everyone knows He appreciates the finer things. [0:)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:08:46 PM EDT
Mauser K98 with Zeiss ZF42 scope, loaded with steel core ammo, the nearest thing to omnipotence I can think of.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:11:06 PM EDT
M14 with iron sights.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:19:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:26:59 PM EDT
Lies! All lies! I have it on very good authority that God's favorite rifle is an M82.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:29:54 PM EDT
God has a nice collection of 1911's.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:32:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hydguy: God has a nice collection of 1911's.
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God had a direct hand in the making of the 1911. After all, it was designed by John [b]Moses[/b] Browning!! Sgtar15
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 4:53:51 PM EDT
Jesus carries a 4" barreled .357 magnum. God the Father uses a drilling (16gx16gx8mmR). The Holy Ghost favors a flamethrower.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 5:33:35 PM EDT
A trick question! God is the Range Master but has no CCW permit. His angels now, they shoot it all.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:06:03 PM EDT
Maybe something engraved, with pearl grips? I keep picturing God as something like Patton, I guess.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:15:50 PM EDT
I posted this on another thread on this site, but here it is again. He really doesn't use a gun. First of all, He was a horseman: cavalry I expect. Job 39:19-25 "Hast thou given the horse strength? Hast thou clothed his neck with thunder? Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? The glory of his nostrils is terrible. He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: he goeth on to meet the armed men. He mocketh at fear, and is not affrightened; neither turneth he back from the sword. The quiver rattleth against him, the glittering spear and the shield. He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage: neither believeth he that it is the sound of the trumpet. He saith among the trumpets, Ha, Ha! And he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the captains, and the shouting" And Rev 19:11, "...and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true..." And He prefers the sword, Rev 19:15. "And out of His mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it He should smite the nations..."
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:22:33 PM EDT
So, essentially, a horse with a bayonet attachment?
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:26:56 PM EDT
An Uzi in one hand and a Galil in the other, after all they are the weapons designed by the Chosen People.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:30:57 PM EDT
I don't know about God but I saw a picture of Jesus on his way to the range carrying a Barret .50. Anyone else remember that one?
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:31:15 PM EDT
Obviously an AR-180 preban and a current AR-10(T). [:D]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:32:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Hannah_Reitsch: Maybe something engraved, with pearl grips? I keep picturing God as something like Patton, I guess.
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Pearl grips are for New Orleans pimps. Patton had ivory grips.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:33:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe: I don't know about God but I saw a picture of Jesus on his way to the range carrying a Barret .50. Anyone else remember that one?
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Naw, that was an ArmaLite AR-51 prototype !!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:33:17 PM EDT
God has a Sig P220 in each hand!
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:35:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Originally Posted By Hannah_Reitsch: Maybe something engraved, with pearl grips? I keep picturing God as something like Patton, I guess.
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Pearl grips are for New Orleans pimps. Patton had ivory grips.
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Well done, sir. You beat me to it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 7:39:26 PM EDT
Sorry, my bad. Of COURSE God would use something from an endangered animal, lol. Could just make more, right? [;)]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:10:42 PM EDT
Its that dejavue feeling again: would Jesus carry an AR or an AK?
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:14:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pogo: Its that dejavue feeling again: would Jesus carry an AR or an AK?
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Well, since Jay Cee is supposed to be one of the good guys, he can't carry an AK.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:17:34 PM EDT
Guns are EVIL, God does not use Guns! Now what does the devil carry?[}:D] That's a better question
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:18:19 PM EDT
A pair of SIG P210-8's. marsh
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:18:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 8:21:09 PM EDT
God don't need no stinking gun. He has the Ark of the Covenant. Just ask Indiana Jones.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:24:48 PM EDT
The Hale-Bop 2020 model,hope he don't bring it out. bob cole [shock]
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:39:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Originally Posted By Sukebe:
Originally Posted By Hannah_Reitsch: Maybe something engraved, with pearl grips? I keep picturing God as something like Patton, I guess.
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Pearl grips are for New Orleans pimps. Patton had ivory grips.
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Well done, sir. You beat me to it.
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Both beat me.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:40:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Waverunner: Guns are EVIL, God does not use Guns! Now what does the devil carry?[}:D] That's a better question
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Usually I carry HKs.
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:44:47 PM EDT
Dont know what gun , but it shoots lightning bolts. GG
Link Posted: 4/17/2002 9:49:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Gun Guru: Dont know what gun , but it shoots lightning bolts. GG
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Damn! I was just fixing to go there.
Link Posted: 4/18/2002 5:28:21 AM EDT
G*d has the IDF, he only shoots recreationally but never misses, and must have one of each as G*d is G*d and all powerful, all knowing, and has one of each I guess!
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