1 to change the light bulb and to post a thread that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs affecting your factory warranty
                           
27 to remind everyone to keep their fingers off the trigger before and after changing light bulbs
                           
53 to comment that their light bulbs are preban and do not require changing
                           
156 to complain that the government should not regulate lightbulbs

41 to tell everyone that it doesn't matter if your bulbs are preban or post as long as you have light
                           
109 to post ways to reverse engineer your switch so that the bulb lights automatically
                           
33 to ask to see pics of the lightbulb being changed
                           
47 to ask what other bulb options might be used when the SHTF
                           
12 to ask why people live in states with restrictive lightbulb laws
                           
306 to debate why the US lightbulb industry is funnelling money to Isreal.
                           
19 to debate flourescent vs. incandescent for a tactical flighlight rig
                           
111 to say they have never seen a lightbulb, have never owned a lightbulb, but they post a pic of "someone else's" lightbulb
                           
4 to say that they are new to lightbulbs and would like to know what is a fair price for a preban bulb
                           
14 to ask what BTT means in the middle of the lighbulb thread
                           
3 to ask if the serial number on their lightbulb makes it illegal to take to the BRC
                           
27 to say that they would be interested in a LEGP of lighbulbs
                           
203 to argue that the LEGP lightbulb should be a 'blacklight' since it is more 'evil looking.'
                           
143 argue that the Bible does not mention lightbulbs therefore there is no God.

52 to ask why a moderator hasn't closed the thread since it discusses illegal conversion of lightbulb switches

13 to ask if there are any pics of female members changing lightbulbs

2 members to ask if it is "Shiny side out" on their tinfoil hat

13 members to ask Goatboy why there is not a forum for lightbulb politics


TheRedGoat

My member cant change a lightbulb!

Practice, son, practice...

Now, that, [b]Monsieur la Chèvre Rouge[/b], is very funny.

Eric The(DimBulb)Hun[>]:)]

[:D]

TheRedGoat

Don't forget those who would say "if colt made light bulbs, they would be far superior to any other light bulbs"  even though they only fit in certain colt made holes, some have two filaments, others don't, some colt bulbs would have a coating others would'nt, and all their bulbs would cost double what others would and come in a better box so it's easier to keep them NIB. The bulbs would not come with the same features of other bulbs and would have a thread block so no one could screw them into preban sockets. Oh, and they would still drop their pants every time uncle sam looked their way. [:D] [:O]

[peep]

[img]http://www.cardsandgreetings.com/lightbulb_onoff_lg_wht.gif[/img]

You forgot the 7 to mention the overly-restrictive lightbulb laws in Kalifornia!

This whole post was great, except for this one. there are only about 2 or 3 members who will actually post on this topic, but they will each post 306+ times just to debate the point. [;D]

No hard feelings to you guys (you know who you are) lol - I am just giving ya a hard time [:D]

Tyler

You're right... 2-3 posters to make 306 posts debating why the US lightbulb industry is funneling money to Israel.

ROFLMAO

TheRedGoat

[:D]

We wouldn't need lightbulbs if we had night vision goggles.

I would advise you to use Wolf lightbulbs, because they work great in my sockets. Why pay extra?

Russian made lightbulbs suck! [:D]

You forgot the cheap-ass lightbulbs made by companies no one has ever heard of that work about as well as a Desert Eagle bulb.

[B][U]MY LIGHTBULB IS BIGGER THAN YOUR'S![/U][/B]

1 to complain about only having a keychain light and a desklamp, while being overly cynical

Hmmm... I wonder who you mean by that?  [;)]

TheRedGoat

You forgot.....

1 to mention that this lightbulb had been changed a dozen times before.

Anybody know where I can buy a 60 watt, mil-spec clear bulb...and what's a fair price?

[b]111 to say they have never seen a lightbulb, have never owned a lightbulb, but they post a pic of "someone else's" lightbulb

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LOL.....This was my personal favorite.  It should say the 111 Canadian 15 y.o.'s who don't own a lightbulbs.

Sgtar15

25 to post that Russian made bulbs are superior. Even though the workmanship is inferior, the bulbs surface is uneven, tool marks are in the metal, and the light doesn't hit where you shine it, they would reach for their Russian bulb if the SHTF instead of the 'unreliable' American made alternatives.

And at least one to tell a completely different lightbulb joke, like this one:

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Only two, but the better question is, "How did they get [i][b]in there[/i][/b] in the first place?"

[:D]

1 to post a follow-up thread "What's your favorite bulb?"

1 to post a thread in the Ammo forum asking about correct twist rate for lower watt bulbs.

I'm new here...who has the best deal on lightbulbs?

I have a set of those ultraviolet light bulbs..  better get yours now before the govt BANS them......

hmm... oh yeah these wont be legal to sell after

My lightbulb makes a "BOING" sound. Is this normal?

coyote3

your forgot:


5 to post " YEAH! What he said!"

and

7 to post [size=5]LMAO![/size=5]

You forgot... 13 members to complain about the lightbulb trolls [:)]

BrenLover

Real ar15.com members don't need to change a light bulb:

They are not afraid of the dark.

Jay
[img]http://www.commspeed.net/jmurray/images/iroc-cop.gif[/img]

I didn't see anything about members having to put on their tin foil caps because the govt wants to take away the lightbulbs......& stockpiling lightbulbs....

26 to insist that the socket be chrome-lined.

173 to ask how many lumens are lost by using a 40 watt "shorty" bulb instead of the original 75 watt version.

5 to post "Let's see your bulbs!" threads.

64 to suggest that such threads should include pics of women's breasts.

81 to express disappointment at the absence of the suggested breast pics.

6 to post: hey is that legal?

Ban all light bulbs for the safety of the children!!!

At least one to ask "Wasn't this topic beat to death last week?"

OH, and 2-6 months down the line, somone (like me) will do a search and bring the topic back up to the top.....

How many ar15ers to change a lightbulb?  

5 to argue that Mattel was the very fist maker of the lightbulb

40 to argue the whole Mattel thing is an urban legend

14 to take a pic of the lightbulb next to his M4

3 to take pictures of all who participated and a few pics of action shots

2 to post the pic on the board and tell the story of "you guys should have been there. we had a blast. yadda yadda yadda"

5 to say that they are leaving AR15.com because they are tired of threads like this

1000 people clicking on the thread to see wtf is going on

Thanks, you are too kind.


3 to post in Tactics and Training what kind of bulbs to put in thier BOB in case of TEOTWAWKI or SHTF.

Do not try to change the lightbulb.  That is impossible.  Instead, only try to realize the truth.

There is no lightbulb [8D]

And don't forget two or three to post that the whole light bulb scheme is a plot by the NWO to declare martial law and imprison patriots in box cars in South Dakota.

At least 1 to insist that Thomas Edison was not the original inventor of the electric light bulb.

1 more to chime in that electricity was 'invented' by a monk and suppressed so that the Dark Ages could continue.

TheRedGoat

43 will post, "All your lightbulbs are belong to us".

22 will post, "WTF is this 'all your lightbulbs are belong to us" stuff?

2 older members will advise the newbies what this is....with a defective link.

1 member will fix the link and scoff at the newbies inability to follow simple commands.

So funny, so true...!

TheRedGoat

Of course, there are always the inevitable 12 posters telling their latest ordeals with having to buy light bulbs at Walmart ("cheap, but this pimple-faced, minimum wage, High School dropout employee just gave me that blank stare when I asked about the difference between GE and generic brand bulbs").  

it takes only 1 to change the bulb,and the other 15 are his buddies watchin his back with the blk. rifle,so therefore u can be assured that the bulb was changed.

Wait, wasn't it!!!!!????? [:P]

56 asking what the difference between LEO light bulbs and civilian bulbs.

30 talking that there shouldn't be a 'special' LEO/govt light bulbs.

Don't forget the guy who studies forum rules so he can post about "bulb of the day" without showing naked bulbs.

What about when the lightbulb ban sunsets in 2004??