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Posted: 9/15/2010 8:06:40 PM EDT
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?
I haven't been flinging poo with any more regularity than normal, or climbing trees, but I am a little more harry than usual, I just figure it's my winter coat coming in.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:07:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2010 8:08:14 PM EDT by BlueJames]
Babnanas.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:08:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Babnabas.


You both spelled "babnanas" wrong

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:08:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2010 8:09:12 PM EDT by BlueJames]
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Babnabas.


You both spelled "babnanas" wrong

_MaH


Fixed it before you posted
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:09:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Babnabas.


You both spelled "babnanas" wrong

_MaH


Fixed it before you posted


Okay, now that's just babnanas...

_MaH
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:10:03 PM EDT
If anything, you are helping your blood pressure.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:11:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By BlueJames:
Babnabas.


You both spelled "babnanas" wrong

_MaH


Fixed it before you posted


Okay, now that's just babnanas...

_MaH


Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:12:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2010 8:18:42 PM EDT by SaintMichaelArms]
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:13:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By trwoprod:
If anything, you are helping your blood pressure.


The one post so far that addresses my question.........
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:13:17 PM EDT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose

Watch those rads!
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:13:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2010 8:14:44 PM EDT by piccolo]
My friend Gun nut juell can eat fifty bananas!
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:13:44 PM EDT
depends where you put them
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:14:36 PM EDT
My greedy brother ate an entire pie one time, he was on the pot for awhile.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:16:01 PM EDT


Don't confuse the babnana for the moon.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:16:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ar10er:
My greedy brother ate an entire pie one time, he was on the pot for awhile.



Back in the day I could eat an entire pie and it would only produce two or three weak farts.

Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:16:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:17:38 PM EDT
The Scoop About BANANAS....who knew???
After reading this, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

Bananas, because they contain three natural sugars (sucrose, fructose and
glucose), combined with fiber, give you an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy
for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can
help you keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of
illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Here is how
a banana can help you with:

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from
depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas
contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into seratonin,
which is known to make you relax, improve your mood, and generally make you feel
happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills –– eat a banana. The vitamin B6 in a banana regulates blood
glucose levels, which affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in your blood
and help in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect way to beat high blood pressure. The US Food and Drug
Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for
the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams
this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch, in a bid to boost
their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can
assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
Because they are high in fiber, including bananas in your diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to
laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake,
sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the
honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and
re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps keep blood sugar levels up and avoid
morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with
the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at
reducing swelling and irritation..

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads
to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital
patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in
high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food
cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high
carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of
its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten
without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and
reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the
physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for
example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool
temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer
tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6 and B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium, help the body recover from the
effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen
to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our
metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be
rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as
part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to
an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times
the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins
and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods
around. So maybe it's time to change that well-known phrase to:

"A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


http://wrestlingthehyperbole.com/2009/07/22/this-shit-is-bananas-b-a-n-a-n-a-s/
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:18:19 PM EDT
As long as you're not getting the runs from the fruit, you're good to go.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:19:16 PM EDT
Depends on where you are putting them.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:20:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kallnojoy:
The Scoop About BANANAS....who knew???
After reading this, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

Bananas, because they contain three natural sugars (sucrose, fructose and
glucose), combined with fiber, give you an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy
for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can
help you keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of
illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Here is how
a banana can help you with:

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from
depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas
contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into seratonin,
which is known to make you relax, improve your mood, and generally make you feel
happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills –– eat a banana. The vitamin B6 in a banana regulates blood
glucose levels, which affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in your blood
and help in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect way to beat high blood pressure. The US Food and Drug
Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for
the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams
this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch, in a bid to boost
their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can
assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
Because they are high in fiber, including bananas in your diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to
laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake,
sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the
honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and
re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps keep blood sugar levels up and avoid
morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with
the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at
reducing swelling and irritation..

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads
to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital
patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in
high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food
cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high
carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of
its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten
without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and
reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the
physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for
example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool
temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer
tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6 and B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium, help the body recover from the
effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen
to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our
metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be
rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as
part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to
an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times
the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins
and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods
around. So maybe it's time to change that well-known phrase to:

"A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


http://wrestlingthehyperbole.com/2009/07/22/this-shit-is-bananas-b-a-n-a-n-a-s/


I KNEW my love afair with the weiner shaped fruit wasn't because I was gay! Whew! They're REALLY good for you!
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:20:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hostile1:
Depends on where you are putting them.

FAIL!

Posted: Today 12:13:44 AM EDT
depends where you put them
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:21:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Originally Posted By ar10er:
My greedy brother ate an entire pie one time, he was on the pot for awhile.



Back in the day I could eat an entire pie and it would only produce two or three weak farts.



Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:25:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tekka:
As long as you're not getting the runs from the fruit, you're good to go.

Yeah, that's about the only way you're eating too much fruit.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:26:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:

Originally Posted By Hostile1:
Depends on where you are putting them.

FAIL!

Posted: Today 12:13:44 AM EDT
depends where you put them


LOL....didn't see that.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:26:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?


You mean other than eating the sugar equivalent of a dozen Oreos?
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:29:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?


You mean other than eating the sugar equivalent of a dozen Oreos?


Isn't the sugar like, some natural sugar or some shit? And basically better for you than oreo sugar? Damn, I want some oreos now.......
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:33:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?


You mean other than eating the sugar equivalent of a dozen Oreos?


Isn't the sugar like, some natural sugar or some shit? And basically better for you than oreo sugar? Damn, I want some oreos now.......

Actually, sugar from fruit will hit your body harder and faster than processed sugars. Thats why they say not to eat raw fruit at night.

Grab the oreos, I was just about to grab a few myself. Double Stuffed You will probably still be craving something shaped like a cock, so maybe some chocolate pudding pops will satisfy your gayness.


Link Posted: 9/15/2010 8:36:53 PM EDT
mmmmm babnana oreos
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:07:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?


You mean other than eating the sugar equivalent of a dozen Oreos?


Its all about calories.

One large babnana= 121 calories

http://www.thecaloriecounter.com/Foods/900/9040/6/Food.aspx

One oreo = 160 calories

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-oreo-sandwich-cookies-i82425

Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:15:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brundoggie:
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
I love bananas. I eat up to three a day, is this possibly bad for me?


You mean other than eating the sugar equivalent of a dozen Oreos?


Its all about calories.

One large babnana= 121 calories

http://www.thecaloriecounter.com/Foods/900/9040/6/Food.aspx

One oreo = 160 calories

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-oreo-sandwich-cookies-i82425




ONE oreo has more calories than an entire banana?
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:15:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:20:46 PM EDT
Am I the only one who plans on eating LOTS of bananas for the next month?
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:24:04 PM EDT
Ill have to ask grandpa , he was under weight when he went to join the marines to go to Korea so they gave him all the bananas as he could eat , that was over 50 years ago and he still will not eat one .
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:24:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By triffeh:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose

Watch those rads!


Damn, I did not know that. Thanks.

I only eat 2 a month at most.
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:26:40 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:40:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Brundoggie:
One oreo = 160 calories

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-oreo-sandwich-cookies-i82425


That's one serving, not one oreo.
One serving = 3 oreos
Link Posted: 9/15/2010 11:41:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By flatfender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

I like this one better


Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:23:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sturmgewehr-58:
Originally Posted By Brundoggie:
One oreo = 160 calories

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-oreo-sandwich-cookies-i82425


That's one serving, not one oreo.
One serving = 3 oreos


I stand corrected but the babnana still rules.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:25:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By E-Mag:

Originally Posted By flatfender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

I like this one better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WmQNrmsVs


Whatta waste, almost 2 and a half minutes and no nip slip.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:45:53 AM EDT
Are we talking about bananas or "bananas"?

As far as my bananas, I prefer some lightly toasted white bread, peanut butter and a bit of brown sugar sprinkled on top.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 12:49:11 AM EDT
As long as you're not raping sodomizing frogs you're OK.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 2:23:33 AM EDT
bamnanl Not a problem. Eat. Hell, my parrot eats half a banana of one every morning and he weighs two pounds.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 3:03:49 AM EDT
I don't know. Doctor told my dad to stop eating so many (the doctor had previously told him to eat more of them). He said he was eating 2 or 3 a day when the doc said stop. I'll ask him why next time I talk to him.
Link Posted: 9/16/2010 3:16:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By E-Mag:

Originally Posted By flatfender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

I like this one better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WmQNrmsVs


nice
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