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Posted: 9/14/2010 9:12:42 AM EDT
Evanston IL. There was a loud explosion reported early this morning and a few hours later a headless male body was found near a middle school. Weird, but not GD. Now it's being reported that he may have Darwin'ed with a pipe bomb. Here's where GD gets to speculate before the facts are in. He was found by a playground with multiple canisters that the bomb squad was called in to move. Who is and what was he doing with pipe bombs at a playground at 4 something in the morning? Terrorist?

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Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:15:05 AM EDT
Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt.

Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:16:11 AM EDT
Disaffected yute?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:16:58 AM EDT
wtf?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:19:17 AM EDT
When I think back to some of the shit me and my friends played with when we were young and stupid, I'm surprised one of us didn't end up like that. Some good times though....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:19:44 AM EDT
[sergei]Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us.[/sergei]
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:21:27 AM EDT
Was Butterscotch the talking pony involved?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:23:30 AM EDT
Still listening for updates.

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Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:24:19 AM EDT
I heard the report on the way in this AM and am eagerly awaiting the details.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:26:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 9:26:48 AM EDT by bluetick357]
Originally Posted By AR-180:
Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt.

Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head?


Somewhere in Mississippi.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:28:27 AM EDT
Quality control issue?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:29:15 AM EDT
He should have Listened to that little girl and bought those cookies like he was told...........



On a more serious Note..who wants to bet they'll find a "Poor Man's James Bond/Anarchist's Cookbook" amongst his effects???? Energetic Materials Aint Toys....Yo
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:32:11 AM EDT
Darwin- 1

Disaffected youth- 0


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:33:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-180:
Maybe he was interested in explosions and not very good at it. Go to a place with lots of room like a school with a playground. There won't be anyone around to get hurt.

Uh oh. Boom. That didn't work out right. Where is my head?


Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:33:34 AM EDT
Hmmm.....dumbass, wants to kill kids, headless, in IL.

Must be running for Congress.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:34:44 AM EDT
Well, there can be only one.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:36:13 AM EDT
Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over.

Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:37:05 AM EDT
Was he one of those peaceful people? Or was he a junior chemist?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:39:19 AM EDT
Nobody panic, everyone relax. This is nothing to lose our heads over.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:41:03 AM EDT
good kill
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:43:12 AM EDT
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation...

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:49:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bludgeonmonkey:
Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over.

Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough.


This GD, the facts aren't in yet so it's our duty to speculate. So far nothing has changed, also I forgot to mention the school, Nichols (sp?) Did not have classes today, along with a few other schools.

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Link Posted: 9/14/2010 9:50:36 AM EDT
It's not mine
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:24:09 AM EDT
One thing that has worried me with the threats of terrorism is random acts carried out by lone individuals outside of the big cities. Until there's more facts, this has my attention.

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Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:29:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sixnine:
Originally Posted By Bludgeonmonkey:
Fine. Back to school can be tough and all but seriously, it's nothing to lose your head over.

Also, just to be clear, there is no evidence of any terrorism here. Just a fireworks enthusiast that didn't make the switch to the patch soon enough.


This GD, the facts aren't in yet so it's our duty to speculate. So far nothing has changed, also I forgot to mention the school, Nichols (sp?) Did not have classes today, along with a few other schools.

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In that case it was clearly a test run to see what exactly the response would be to a headless body all explodded up in a schoolyard. Watch out for secondary decapitated jihadists and for teh love of all that is speculative please stay low and keep us updated.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:36:17 AM EDT
definitely not the head of the class.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:37:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 10:40:24 AM EDT by sixnine]
UPDATE: their calling it an apparent suicide on the radio. If that's true, why did he bring extra ones in a bag? Did he honestly think that if the first one didn't take his head off, he would be able to try again? Was it supposed to be a Jim Jones deal, and no one else showed?

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Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:45:55 AM EDT
Oops
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:47:45 AM EDT
The local schoolyard was my designated test range during my misspent youth.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:49:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2010 10:51:57 AM EDT by Bludgeonmonkey]
Originally Posted By sixnine:
UPDATE: their calling it an apparent suicide on the radio. If that's true, why did he bring extra ones in a bag? Did he honestly think that if the first one didn't take his head off, he would be able to try again? Was it supposed to be a Jim Jones deal, and no one else showed?

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Suicide on the radio is taking too damn many of our kids. We need to outlaw radios, for the children.

Not quite sure how the mechanics would work but well....you know...for the kids and stuff.

ETA: I guess that explains the whole "Boom Box" thing. My mom always told me not to hold it up to my head. I guess she was right after all.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:50:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sixnine:
Still listening for updates.

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It sounds like so was the bomber.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:53:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Well, there can be only one.


I know his name....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:53:34 AM EDT
Sweet.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:57:39 AM EDT
Reminded me of this

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 10:59:12 AM EDT


"What was that one thing I was supposed to do right after lighting the fuse?"

"Oh yeah, now I reme....."



Link Posted: 9/14/2010 11:04:31 AM EDT

Goddamned middle-school thugs. I'm telling you, I work with them often, and I don't trust any of the little bastards.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:16:06 PM EDT
quite an odd method of suicide
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:18:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JeepMP:
quite an odd method of suicide


but damned effective you have to agree
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:28:55 PM EDT
lol, agreed.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:39:31 PM EDT
Thanks, I've been looking for my headless body all day!

And those were rocket motors, not pipe bombs.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:43:35 PM EDT
Chicago area ...................... what did he know and when did he know it?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:44:51 PM EDT
Maybe he had the worst case of "Exploding head syndrome"
Exploding head syndrome
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:46:43 PM EDT
In other news, the popular rock band Spinal Tap announced today that they're seeking a new drummer...
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:47:30 PM EDT
Glock.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 3:58:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
In other news, the popular rock band Spinal Tap announced today that they're seeking a new drummer...


Sad news, the last one died from choking on vomit. It wasn't his vomit
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 4:28:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By operatorerror:
The local schoolyard was my designated test range during my misspent youth.


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