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Posted: 9/13/2010 7:15:54 PM EDT
Come on, say yes, I'll buy you some new deodorant.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:16:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:17:41 PM EDT
Dutch Romanian
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:17:44 PM EDT
A mind is a terrible thing to waste
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:18:23 PM EDT
I'll have a steak sandwich. And, a steak sandwich.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:19:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 7:21:32 PM EDT by theskuh]
Sugar, Mr. Poon?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:20:48 PM EDT
fletch!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:21:59 PM EDT
Using the whole fist, doc?

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Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:23:47 PM EDT
...I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of antifreeze. Preferably Prestone. No... No, make that Quaker State.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:24:26 PM EDT
Can I get you something?

Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.



John
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:26:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By skygod:
Using the whole fist, doc?

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moon river!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:26:36 PM EDT

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo...

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:27:47 PM EDT
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:45:13 PM EDT
It's just me, Dr. Rosenpenis.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 7:59:07 PM EDT

It's been a wonderful ceremony here on behalf of our own Fred...
"The Dorf" Dorfman. Who is he? Fred was darn near death recently.
He wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he had syphilis. Thank God he stopped it
in its tracks. It takes a lot for a man...to admit where he got it from and how he got it.
Look at him today. Fred, you look just wonderful. The nose looks normal again.
The face has come back into shape. It's not drooling anymore.

And hats off to Marge, his wife, because of that whole experience,
the three weeks that she stayed at Trembling Hills has paid off.
No more alcohol or sedatives in her life.

There are many other things I wanna tell you about Fred...
things that maybe many of you already know.

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:12:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By COCKEDANDGLOCKED:
Can I get you something?

Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.



John

I'll just have some foghat please
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:32:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
Originally Posted By skygod:
Using the whole fist, doc?

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moon river!



this...
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:37:15 PM EDT
Ever seen a spleen that large?

No,not...not since breakfast.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:38:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:39:14 PM EDT
Somebody's bucking for a promotion on this one. Must be that pederast Hanrahan.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:40:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LilTate:
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
Originally Posted By skygod:
Using the whole fist, doc?

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moon river!



this...


Ever serve time doc?
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 1:09:38 AM EDT


"Using the whole fist there doc?!?"
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 4:53:48 AM EDT
John Cock Toasten....
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 4:55:30 AM EDT
I love your body Larry.
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 5:00:12 AM EDT
And clean that windshield, there is filth muck all over it.

I gotta get it up to 90 to check the fluorocarbon output.

How's the Lobster Thermador?

Charge it to the Underhills.

Link Posted: 9/14/2010 5:07:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By sawgunner0311:
fletch!


liked Fletch

Dr. Jellyfinger.... Mooooon river......
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