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Posted: 9/13/2010 11:49:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 11:53:35 AM EDT by PooFire]
I was pumping gas in Lousiville (KY) this afternoon when a scruffy looking fat white guy with a sleeveless shirt and "spants" came up to me and gave me a bullshit story about how he ran out of gas and could use some money. I looked at the brand new ice cold fountain drink in his hand (which he had no doubt just purchased inside the gas station) and told him to pound sand. He wandered around looking for another potential sucker but there were none, so he got in his buddy's late model F150 and drove off.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:52:20 AM EDT
There are beggars in Louisville, Ne. now? That sucks... Used to be a nice little town.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:53:03 AM EDT
How do you know he voted for Obama?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:53:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By klinc:
There are beggars in Louisville, Ne. now? That sucks... Used to be a nice little town.


Kentucky actually. I'm stationed at Knox.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:54:57 AM EDT
Good for you.

If I were an employer, I would tell all of them, especially the ones under 25 years of age, that their job would depend on the outcome of November's elections and whether or not the Bush tax cuts were allowed to expire.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:55:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By klinc:
There are beggars in Louisville, Ne. now? That sucks... Used to be a nice little town.


Kentucky actually. I'm stationed at Knox.

Ah, that makes more sense...
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:56:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?


I just assumed he did seeing as how he wanted handouts.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:58:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?


I just assumed he did seeing as how he wanted handouts.


yeah we have him them here in the downtown area. Any mid-size to big city your going to see them.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:58:50 AM EDT
What the hell are spants?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:03:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BakerMike:
What the hell are spants?


You know...the shorts that are too long to be shorts but too short to be pants, like the hoodrats wear.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:03:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 12:07:26 PM EDT by shooter69]
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?


He wants something for nothing.

ETA: If he didn't bother to vote (being a lazy POS) he's at least a fan.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:04:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PooFire:
Originally Posted By BakerMike:
What the hell are spants?


You know...the shorts that are too long to be shorts but too short to be pants, like the hoodrats wear.

men don't wear capri pants.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:04:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?

He was hoping for some change.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:04:50 PM EDT
Fucking scumbag.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:06:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?

He was hoping for some change.

Or have you put gas in his car or pay his mortgage.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:08:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Originally Posted By SultanOfBrunei:
How do you know he voted for Obama?

He was hoping for some change.


Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:08:09 PM EDT
Grocery Stores and Gas Stations.

It has been happeing for years now. It is as common as panhandlers on the corner.

And they all have the same story, and they all walk down to the next gas station to get their booze or the crack house to get that dime rock.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:10:35 PM EDT
I am going to start carrying around a sock full of pennies just in case a situation like that occurs.

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:13:05 PM EDT
You should have responded loudly with......"What?!? No I won't have sex with you! You're sick!! Why would you ask me for sex like that?!?"
And recorded it, and put it on youtube.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:15:52 PM EDT
It is some sort of hobo scam. They are bad down here. Had the same guy use the story of "broke down, need money to get home" twice in 2 weeks. I just said "again?" and he walked away.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:19:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
I am going to start carrying around a sock full of pennies just in case a situation like that occurs.



To beat him senseless, right?

OP, shoulda asked for a BJ
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:24:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SecurityForcesmember:
Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
I am going to start carrying around a sock full of pennies just in case a situation like that occurs.



To beat him senseless, right?

OP, shoulda asked for a BJ


In Lou he might have gotten it too.

I really wish I could move further outside that fucking town....
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:29:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SecurityForcesmember:
Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
I am going to start carrying around a sock full of pennies just in case a situation like that occurs.



To beat him senseless, right?

OP, shoulda asked for a BJ


They have no sense to begin with. As to the beating part, no I am a non violent person. That might be a COC violation.
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