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Posted: 9/13/2010 11:11:16 AM EDT
Who launched the attack on the site?

Can we send an armed patrol to round this clown or group of clowns up for some forced desert marches and waterboarding?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:18:52 AM EDT
It was them.

You know, "THEM".
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:19:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By uxb:
It was them.

You know, "THEM".

I hate "THEM".


Always have.




Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:19:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:20:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 11:20:34 AM EDT by surveyor3]
Mmmmm, waterboarding.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:20:55 AM EDT
Well if Goatboy would tape down that damn cord like I asked him to...
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:21:57 AM EDT
heard it was soem dood that goes by the handle DV8..
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:27:38 AM EDT
Fuckin' juggaloes.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:29:02 AM EDT
The bees know.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:29:32 AM EDT
"They" dun goofed.

goat gonna back traced them
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:30:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Originally Posted By uxb:
It was them.

You know, "THEM".

I hate "THEM".


Always have.






Made a pretty good movie, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2PLls02gOU

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:32:54 AM EDT
I greeted the alphabet .gov agencies with one of those little smiiley guys that wave.

Did that upset them?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:33:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:33:13 AM EDT
DU???
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:35:50 AM EDT
MC4H?????


Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:37:08 AM EDT
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:38:39 AM EDT
I'm gonna go with Michael Bolton.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:39:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
MC4H?????



Nah. MC4H wouldn't have gone with a DOS attack, he would have put out a contract on the hamster that powers the server.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:41:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By substandard:

Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
MC4H?????



Nah. MC4H wouldn't have gone with a DOS attack, he would have put out a contract on the hamster that powers the server.

Who the hell would pay to see a hamster do a strip tease?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:41:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bloatingfloater:
Originally Posted By uxb:
It was them.

You know, "THEM".

I hate "THEM".


Always have.






damn THEM all to HELL.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:41:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By substandard:

Originally Posted By jmb_nova:
MC4H?????



Nah. MC4H wouldn't have gone with a DOS attack, he would have put out a contract on the hamster that powers the server.


no more like cut the top off the goats jeep.. thats more his style..
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:42:47 AM EDT
I heard it was al queda. (sp?)
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:43:24 AM EDT
Crab people.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:44:54 AM EDT
Just calm down people.................


.........this is what all the secret meetings were for. We can handle this.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:44:58 AM EDT
What did I miss?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:44:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:45:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mosspointers:
The bees know.


LOL. Please queue appropriate music.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:45:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:48:24 AM EDT
Someone explain this to me... I'm dumb... what happened?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:49:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up



$10 says the wackiest bunch are still in the woods, wearing burlap sacks over their heads and are getting angry when not being addressed as Colonel or General.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:51:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BUDUKO:
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up



$10 says the wackiest bunch are still in the woods, wearing burlap sacks over their heads and are getting angry when not being addressed as Colonel or General.



You would be referring to PROTUS and the crew over in the Survival Forum. Yeah, they headed out hours ago for their BOL. Last I heard he was pissing on his boots so the .gov dogs couldn't follow his trail.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:51:19 AM EDT
Clearly Bush's fault!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:51:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUDUKO:
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up



$10 says the wackiest bunch are still in the woods, wearing burlap sacks over their heads and are getting angry when not being addressed as Colonel or General.
hopefully none of the .mil guys launched NAOC.

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:53:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 11:54:35 AM EDT by RedDane]

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Someone explain this to me... I'm dumb... what happened?

It looks like someone pulled a Denial Of Service attack on the server (denied bandwidth), but we really don't know until someone in staff confirms what exactly happened.

Site was slow, then offline and then eventually came back up. The "online" indicator was up to ~20k people online at once.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:54:28 AM EDT
Millions of people were trying to help Old Painless figure out what happened to that .30 caliber shell.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:54:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DV8:
Originally Posted By BUDUKO:
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up



$10 says the wackiest bunch are still in the woods, wearing burlap sacks over their heads and are getting angry when not being addressed as Colonel or General.



You would be referring to PROTUS and the crew over in the Survival Forum. Yeah, they headed out hours ago for their BOL. Last I heard he was pissing on his boots so the .gov dogs couldn't follow his trail.





OH SHIT!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:55:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Someone explain this to me... I'm dumb... what happened?

Goatboy was sodomized by a group of dishdasha-sporting 18-25 year old men shouting in Farci.

We believe it was Tea Partiers. We'll know more when Goatboy regains consciousness.

I just hope he's able to be weened off of the colostomy bag one day. Poor guy...
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:55:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DV8:
Originally Posted By BUDUKO:
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By capnrob97:
What did I miss?

ARFCOM almost blew up



$10 says the wackiest bunch are still in the woods, wearing burlap sacks over their heads and are getting angry when not being addressed as Colonel or General.



You would be referring to PROTUS and the crew over in the Survival Forum. Yeah, they headed out hours ago for their BOL. Last I heard he was pissing on his boots so the .gov dogs couldn't follow his trail.





Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:58:39 AM EDT
I opened up my internet tube and there was possum with a bolt face logo on it stuck in it.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 11:59:21 AM EDT
gseriesfail?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:00:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2010 12:01:21 PM EDT by DStrokes]

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988


Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:01:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
sorry i was watering the hamster that powered the servers.

You guys use the same hamsters that power Blizzards WoW servers?
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:02:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DStrokes:

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988



Bush's fault
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:03:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Someone explain this to me... I'm dumb... what happened?


arfcom broke - temporarily.

number of team members, members and guests shot up like crazy 15k+ on line at one time and the servers were apparently overloaded. see also denial of service attack.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:03:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DStrokes:

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988







I can't believe you checked his math.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:04:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:05:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evil_ATF:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Someone explain this to me... I'm dumb... what happened?

Goatboy was sodomized by a group of dishdasha-sporting 18-25 year old men shouting in Farci.

We believe it was Tea Partiers. We'll know more when Goatboy regains consciousness.

I just hope he's able to be weened off of the colostomy bag one day. Poor guy...


This is why I love you
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:05:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TacticalMOLONLABE:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
sorry i was watering the hamster that powered the servers.

You guys use the same hamsters that power Blizzards WoW servers?


hhahahahahaha

so true.. hell my private server has a better uptime than blizzards!
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:06:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MtBiker:
Originally Posted By DStrokes:

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988







I can't believe you checked his math.


it's not like it was hard math.
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:07:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DStrokes:

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988








That's the year I graduated!

Maybe, they are after me.......
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 12:07:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cacinok:
Originally Posted By MtBiker:
Originally Posted By DStrokes:

Originally Posted By 4bangin:
numerology on 09-13-2010?

09+13+10=32
09-13-2010=-2014
2010-13-9=1992 (year of clinton inaguration)

that is the extent of my math skilz.

FAIL.

2010-13-9 = 1988




I can't believe you checked his math.


it's not like it was hard math.
For you maybe

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