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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:24 PM EDT
So I was walking down the street when, all of a sudden...
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I saw a sign
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:12:08 PM EDT by tstanfield12]
then an ice cream truck appeared...
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The economy collapsed..
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I saw a sign for a pool party
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TEOTWAWKI happens
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A coke whore with three tits jumped out of a dark alley and sucked my......
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my harley off till it started
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Obama resigns.


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from UAW
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only to join NAMBLA & proclaim his true feelings for
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:24:37 PM EDT by DStrokes]
All those Canadians and their...
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:25:37 PM EDT by randy223]
who spent their last pay check on..



edit sorry i am a little slow
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bags of milk.
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Meanwhile at the Jersey shore,
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Some cockfag pursed his lips while
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Snooki got drunk and started screaming 'Cool story bro!' over and over.
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Then a firefighter walks in
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With a terrible gas problem and says
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Any Hose here? Because I need to
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 3:49:09 PM EDT by caduckgunner]
give myself a enima.
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Because I ate a lot of peanuts last night and
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bought a glock in mexico
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from a mexican drug lord
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The best place to by grenades.

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or coke from a
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and it blew up
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before I could get my
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gun out, I ...
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bladed at 45 degrees
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I miss fired snd she laughed at me.

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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 4:06:20 PM EDT by RileyS]
So I grabbed tha stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave
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I learned to blade from a book I bought at a New Mexico gunshow.

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And made her make me a sammich with
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bacon, and washed it down with
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 4:08:39 PM EDT by Fox5]
A nice bottle of beer, I felt i needed more
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Hookers and blow
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So I jumped in my Delorian

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and thought
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what the hell just happened?
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They refused to serve me Chicken McNuggets, so...
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My mom was a fox when she was in high school!!

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I am your father
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and the truth is you were really born in Kenya
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"why do my farts smell like shellac?" said the welder
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On a shingle served in the
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sewer under one of those places that
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doesnt allow open carry if
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[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 5:52:04 PM EDT by sleepdr]
without matching purse and flats

ETA - and once again I have killed or at least hampered an otherwise promising thread. Sorry.
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