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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:39:03 PM EDT
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:39:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 1:40:17 PM EDT by sel366]
1st.

ETA-


ETA 2-
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:59:06 PM EDT
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:00:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:01:17 PM EDT
I'll just sit back and watch this one...
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:03:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 2:03:28 PM EDT by LIINTLICKR]
Do you have a brother named John?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:04:07 PM EDT
Keep going. One more line and you've got a LSAT logic problem.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:04:13 PM EDT
So what'd you do this weekend?

Do you remember?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:05:01 PM EDT
So you're saying that jails gravitate towards drunkness slightly more than drunkness towards jails. Interesting.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:05:09 PM EDT
Soooooo.......You're an alchoholic? OK. Welcome brother.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:06:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


nice idea. I'm sure it is something that the .gov would support
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:07:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LIINTLICKR:
Do you have a brother named John?


no, but I know someone named John.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:08:24 PM EDT
Wow, I feel the same way! Every time I go to the jail, I bring a drunk... Oh, wait.... Nevermind.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:08:26 PM EDT
That statement and the subsequent rereading and analyzing I had to do makes me want to take a pizza cutting wheel to your face.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:09:39 PM EDT
This almost seems like a temperance thread
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:11:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:19:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:21:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Drakich:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?


http://www.paradoxmind.com/1301/Civil%20War/General%20Grant.jpg


there's a hall of fame drinker!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:27:37 PM EDT
You obviously can't handle your liquor.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:28:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Beleg:
You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:22 PM EDT
And everytime you've been to jail you got laid too.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By Beleg:
You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.


yeah that's it I go full retard after a few drinks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:37 PM EDT

in my uneducated opinion you're a mellow drunk



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:31:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.



Are you bragging or complaining???
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:35:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By Beleg:
You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.


yeah that's it I go full retard after a few drinks.


Glad I could help.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:37:50 PM EDT
Hells yeah!!! Hold my Beer and watch this!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:41:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By inthe605:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:49:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By inthe605:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:51:12 PM EDT
how many times did you take it in the pooper while in jail?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:52:34 PM EDT
Cool story Bro









Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:54:05 PM EDT
would you like my card?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:55:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Damon:
Cool story Bro











see now, that's the GD I know and love.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:55:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By inthe605:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.


I can't........I.......I.......I think I'm in love with you!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:59:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
Originally Posted By -GunNutJuell-:
Originally Posted By inthe605:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.


I can't........I.......I.......I think I'm in love with you!!!


I rost, that made me laugh.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:09:14 PM EDT
On 1
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.






W.C Fields, 1940

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fook:
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.






W.C Fields, 1940



My all time favorite drunkard.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:15:06 PM EDT
Drank heavy...really heavy for like 15 years....never went to jail. Guess I was fairly good at it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:15:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By denverjames:
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


The Man takes a Drink: And the Drink Takes the Man...

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:20:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By aztrooper:
Wow, I feel the same way! Every time I go to the jail, I bring a drunk... Oh, wait.... Nevermind.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:22:09 PM EDT
That's deep man.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:39:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:40:46 PM EDT
Stop drinking and going to jail. You're costing the taxpayer too much money to house you.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:42:03 PM EDT
Every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle is a square.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:42:55 PM EDT
I was framed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:52:28 PM EDT
When I went to jail, I was actually sober.

Yes, it was THAT bad.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:39:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?

Fuck Grant. Lee FTW!!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:41:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?
I laughed.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:45:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Originally Posted By Dragracer:
Hmmmmm. Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?

Fuck Grant. Lee FTW!!!!


Its not your fight Canuck!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:47:30 PM EDT
mmmmmm beer
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