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Posted: 9/12/2010 10:51:17 AM EDT
"Hey, I'm gonna touch your ass, but it'll only be for a split second and we're playing sports, so it's not gay."

Is a slap on the helmet or the back just not sufficient? Does it not relay the same level of appreciation for ones actions?

Is there some achievements that demand you have your ass slapped for?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:52:34 AM EDT
Gayer than two guys fucking. Keep your hands to yourselves.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:52:42 AM EDT
Male bonding. It's how a guy says I'm manly.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:58:15 AM EDT
Those guys are gay gay gay.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:58:47 AM EDT
Garden-variety faggotry. Nothing to see here, move along.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:59:18 AM EDT
Gayer than a bag of dicks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:01:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 11:03:07 AM EDT by itstock]
I played a decent amount of football through my years and never understood it. Not only is it gay, but it's sometimes a bit painful.

The headbutt was the same way, I get a touchdown or have a good run and you headbutt me? Fuck you, you might enjoy knocking your brains around, but my only effort is for that not to happen.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:05:50 AM EDT
ive always wondered too
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:07:22 AM EDT
"Nice Game"
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:07:26 AM EDT
They adopted it from the church.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:07:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SteelTalon:
"NiceGood Game"
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:11:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By itstock:
I played a decent amount of football through my years and never understood it. Not only is it gay, but it's sometimes a bit painful.

Maybe you have an exceptionally sensitive ass?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:11:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bob1984:
Garden-variety faggotry.
I don't know why but that made me
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:12:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
They adopted it from the church.



wat
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:15:05 AM EDT
I can't stand that shit! Some of my acquintences do it and it's fuckin' ANNOYING!!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:15:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 11:15:51 AM EDT by Blivalbloval]


It's gay and nothing but gay. A slap on the back says the same thing without looking to touch ass.





Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:44:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:

Originally Posted By tyman:
They adopted it from the church.



wat


Think about all the priests abusing kids.....it was a joke.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:48:35 AM EDT
It's perfectly acceptable so long as you say "no homo" before doing it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:49:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:

Originally Posted By tyman:
They adopted it from the church.



wat


Think about all the priests abusing kids.....it was a joke.

Not a very good one.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:50:05 AM EDT
Had a baseball coach that would do that. I asked him in front of the entire team if he was gay. He said no and I asked why he touched my butt. No reply.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:52:10 AM EDT
I did that to my painter friend yesterday.

What? He was doing a great job...
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:54:39 AM EDT
In the old days that slapped each other on the balls, but quickly changed to the butt
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:55:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:

Originally Posted By tyman:
Originally Posted By PantherArms762:

Originally Posted By tyman:
They adopted it from the church.



wat


Think about all the priests abusing kids.....it was a joke.

Not a very good one.


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:56:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By timco:
Had a baseball coach that would do that. I asked him in front of the entire team if he was gay. He said no and I asked why he touched my butt. No reply.

And then never played another inning.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 11:56:43 AM EDT
Out of all the things we call gay, touching another mans ass is really gay.

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